simply justin

Huge fan of dope graduation pictures. Glad I finally have some of my own 🍾 🎊 B.S. Mechanical Engineering Texas Tech University

Today someone stole my recycling bin. Who doesn’t want me recycling????

@jalvadom Who?

If you were a day of the week you would be a Monday

@zfostahh90 Id never taking back shots from a hammer

Sometimes you’re the hammer, sometimes you’re the nail. Try to be the hammer more than the nail tho

Refusing to die so you don't give your girl the ick, I get it

“Too far for Ronaldo to think about it”

@Rockleethebeast Appreciate that bro! Good looking out! 👍🏽 Lebron didn’t deserve that

@justcd27 Sorry to hear that man wish you nothing but the best

Lebron getting dunked on was more painful then my most recent break up

What was it gonna do bite the fire

You could have taken a two day hiatus from twitter and youd have no clue what this means

@grungeweenie Incredible!!!!

My dish ✨ guajillo braised short rib, carrot purée, salsa macha, sunflower shoots and cilantro blossom 👼🏼

My private dinner was EVERYTHING. So many people came up to tell me how in love with my dish they were, and I’m just so in love with what I do. More pics/videos to come!! What an evening

@JWOO_22 IBS boy s

My stomach has hurt like 1/4 of my life

The Weeknd. // Monday

My dad pronounces boba tea as Bobo

Man if I show up to the function w these on…sheeeesh 🔥🔥🔥

voted strongest swimmer in '95

That eclipse thing was way cooler then I expected

Caitlin lost to LSU, got in the lab and came back to smoke them. Why couldn’t you do that @KDTrey5 ?