JUST LEAVE (A COMMENT) FEST

OCT 28-NOV 1! HERE'S THE PLAN!!!! (I should be screaming right, that's what Skelly does??) I contacted the best detectives, and they're going to help us investigate Skelly's disappearance. YOU can help by leaving COMMENTS COMMENTS COMMENTS! 1/

- But you were able to break through the deprogramming all thanks to -" "THE COMMENTS. IT WAS THE COMMENTS THAT BROUGHT ME BACK." "....Indeed."

-a fear that was, I am sure quite grounded in reality. They had to get rid of you, Skelly, and so they kidnapped you and shipped you off to the skeleton war. As a mindless drone, they hoped you would suffer the same fate as so many skeletons had before-

"The case was simplicity itself. Mr Businessbones and his brother, the Captain, were involved in a comment smuggling scheme. When they tried to draw you in, you where appalled, and they became terrified you would blow the whistle on the whole operation-

I WAS TRAPPED AS A MINDLESS DRONE IN THE SKELETON WAR BY PEOPLE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST FOR THE LAST MONTH HOW'S IT GOING EVERYBODY ELSE?????

DAY FIVE: IM FUCKING BACK BABES!!! LETS THANK THOSE DETECTIVES FOR HELPING TO FIND ME BY FINDING SOME DETECTIVE AUS AND LEAVING COMMENTS COMMENTS COMMENTS BABEYYYYYYYY

DAY FOUR: it's a FREE commenting day! COMMENT on ANYTHING!!

HEY HEARD YOU HANDSOME SKELETONS WERE COMMENTING

ITS DAY THREE! Today we show love to the best of collaborators, fics that have more than one author! Whether it be murder or putting those little guys in Situations, teamwork makes the dream work so leave them a comment!!!

"Ah, but Captain Businessbones, you see, I know all! I know how you and your brother conspired in your illegal comment smuggling operation - the exquisite Ms Bonegold has already revealed this to my associate! There is one last piece of this puzzle, and you will it to me."

DAY TWO!! Help Jessica Fletcher solve this mystery by commenting on fics tHAT HAVE 274 KUDOS OR LESS!!

"I appreciate you meeting me at this late hour Mrs. Businessbones - I'm sorry, you're back to Ms. Bonegold after the divorce - Now, you mentioned on the phone about some sort of scheme your ex husband was involved in that he wanted Skelly to be a part of?"

Comment fest is about LEAVING comments, not about GETTING comments! Don't be this dog

"Now Mr. Businessbones, you told me this morning that you hadn't seen Skelly since the beginning of October. It's interesting, because when I spoke to your secretary, she said you had her schedule a meeting with Skelly on the 12th. Ah but maybe she just has her dates mixed up."

Day one: ITS TODAY!!!! Help columbo get a lead on our missing comment skeleton by going back to well loved fic of yours and just leave (another) comment!!!!