Cfc-7vneday🀄️💙

It’s my birthday 🥳 🎂 🎉 Wizkidfc say a prayer for me fam ❤️🦅

@iamtobitheboss_ Omo she carry the cocktail oo 😂😂

But why una go dey sell bottled water for 4k at restaurants

@leodey4uu @Sheisjustagirl5 Just talk if you no fit afford gle

This car has the same aura with GLE ngl

w-where are y’all going?

@MwepuMagic What tf is cheeki Madueke 💔😭

That woman in the red blazer 1000% has her finger inside Cherki’s Madueke bro😭😭😂😂

Were you there 😭😭😭

Insecurity full Nigeria, but exam hall full with security

I once did my niece's assignment on abacus. When I was done, baby girl went to one corner, hissed and cleaned the entire thing. She didn't talk to me for two hours, she said I wanted her to fail 😂.

The two id!ots:

@Mrbankstips Cooking for tomorrow don set

GABRIELLLLLLL FIRES INTO THE BUDAPEST SKYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“I don’t say you should not score o, but you can’t outscore Barca” “If you score 2, I’ll score 4, if you score 4, I’ll score 8” “Anybody no go diee before Nov 25” “Wetin Yamal go do Cucurela”

@Dan_baba04 How you fake run am , give me your plug

Omo I no no say life don hard like this 😢 I send 100k them give me 2 baggy 1 carton Pam and 1 round neck 😔

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

When my sister wanted to buy land, she informed my parents. My dad asked, “Is your husband aware?” She said, “No.” Dad replied, “Tell him first and get back to me.” She never did. Later, my dad found out through my brother and called her husband. “Are you aware your wife bought land?” The husband replied: “No sir. But why would she do that? All the properties I buy are in both our names.” My sister called my dad angrily: “Dad, you want to scatter my marriage!” My Dad answered her: “You’re the one already scattering it.” Twelve years later, she still thanks him. She said her friends had been advising her to buy property secretly.

Let it all work out 🎶🎶

You guys use G/A to compare every bodies position in football except one person.

@UrglyGramm Phase1 for campus or lekki ?

Abeg shey I get any Twitter mutual for phase1 wey dey smoke igbo,my house for ikorodu island don tire me, make I come do vacation small, no cast am abeg 😂

Requesting sick leave in 2007: Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.” HR: “Approved. Get well soon.” Requesting sick leave in 2026:

Unpopular opinion. Blood type test should be done at birth and placed on the birth certificate.

The seasons from my bedroom window