Gaz Hodgkinson

When I see a cat on the street

Lawnmower broke :(

When you assure your wife you definitely booked the posh place, but you actually planned to just wing it

@oxygenthiefYEAH Butthole Surfers

How much of the human body can be made up out of band/musician names? So far I’ve got; Radiohead Bright Eyes Cheekface Elbow Crazy Arm Random Hand Stiff Little Fingers Belly Wet Leg The Shins

@JmeBBK Antimacs?

I was antivax last week, now I’m provax. Sick. I’m just over here tryna fix my PC RT @Paradoxical2022: @JmeBBK I’m very surprised that you’re pro vaccine bro

I basically waved at this cat the other day and now this

@petefrasermusic Big fans of Mark Kozelek? #NicheIndieGags

@oxygenthiefYEAH @likerealproper @exchangebristol I will likely be there :)

Who's coming to see @likerealproper at @exchangebristol tonight then? If yr in/near Bristol then you absolutely should be.

I love the fact that there's a new The Juliana Theory song out, even more so it's called "Playback '99"

Just go to IKEA or something lads

@petefrasermusic I’m stood here now practicing putting my hands in my pocket sans thumb to see if I’m missing out on a feeling. I can’t actually remember if I always or never do this now. Why is this freaking me out?

@seanrleahy I like to imagine that the fence was fine before he started

Fair do’s to a job… done.

There’s a guy opposite mowing the front lawn. At 7pm. With an edge trimmer. With his top off. … He doesn’t live there.

Whatever energy parents have left over after making World Book Day costumes is used entirely to find the least shittest wall in the house

Why does this windswept gnome arrangement make me think of Mortimer and Whitehouse?

📢 I use the same toilet roll as Scott Ian 📢

At this point I just feel really bad for Bowling For Soup and how MKG will pack out arenas out with this youtube.com/watch?v=yh_ydv…

@petefrasermusic Timbaland?