Justine 🐥

y’all got sum.... uuhhh,,, lamps???

Can someone explain the reasoning (preferably like I’m 8 years old) why in the new pokemon games your team is full of untouchable gods until the precise moment you make it to the second person of the elite 4 and then they start mopping the floor with you??

have a happy egg day 🥚

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This what people don’t understand. Everyone is praising the wit, the humor, his cleverness. But deep down he’s still a human and a man that was deeply violated and racially targeted. Kudos to his resilience and strength, but no one should have to experience this.

how it feels to live in Ohio after Afroman won the defamation lawsuit 😌

“my bird is smarter than your honors student” type flex 🤓🤣

oh, to take selfies with mama 💫

how my bird moves towards me right before taking the wettest shit of all time

omw to get the worm early asf

kinda amazing that I have the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport when all I have to do is… buy a car

how I’m trying to be today with all this snow, inside and unbothered!

let’s be front-facing with mama 🩶

grey friends 🩶

Merry Christmas! Who’s down to Crown with Willow? 🥃👀

Willowsphere 🚀

Sitting outside of a pet store ready to Christmas shop for my parrot. Not having kids but shopping for pets is so chic bc… what do you mean spending $50+ on bird toys isn’t “normal”??

Eating edamame whole and then coughing up the skin as a pellet #owlmode

Happy Thanks ❤️🦜

what the PECK are you reading???

foodie alert 🫐