Justin Zero

*Ron Howard narration* He didn't.

*Ron Howard narration* They were not hype.

PDX makers and hackers, come do stuff with us next week!

@saOlsen_ There's a limit?

So far, my vaccine side effects are less severe than the results of me trying to rollerblade downhill last week. Can't complain.

@JonesSa I mean...

@JonesSa That's fair, I have several myself

@chelseachavis Ok well I've lost 10 lbs in the last couple months so LET'S GOOOO

@JonesSa Why don't you appreciate the goth grandma you already have? Love, Goth Grandma

GPUs being sold out to mine crypto for NFTs so people can buy digital artwork has to count as irony, right?

Late on this, but St. Vincent on SNL? SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD

I actually can't name any arm muscles without saying it in a Dr. Frankenfurter voice. Triiiicep. Delllltoid.

@Eve6 idk Tony got girls out to the shows tho

@helenleigh They of the terminally furrowed brow?

What is the gender neutral term for a grey beard?

@chelseachavis Did he suggest you wear a sanitary belt during your menses too?

Unfortunately don't have time for parrot research today, but I must know... Is the name "macaw" an onomatopoeia?

@jdan Died laughing at these two tweets, please forward my burial costs bill to Mr. Thiel.

It just started snowing, which means it's definitely time for testing some real-time raytracing to keep my hands "laptop GPU-at-100%" toasty.

Counterpoint, your honor. I *am* a cat.