Harbinger of Chaos

Fiend, Scoundrel, Rapscallion!

I'll always remember you as were, Twitter, not as you became, X. Goodbye.

@ohheyitsdylannn Okay, next we meet, I'm clueing you in on the latest joke - @CJ_Friggieri can back me up on this

@justlukeing 🫲🥺🫱

Garson, your finest wine, por favore'

We're now onto operation B-K

Part 2 succeeded!

Operation BB Part 1 - complete Part 2 - it begins. 👀

@CJ_Friggieri Just saying, today I got vibes.

@CJ_Friggieri It was a moment of weakness 😭

Universe ... Let's bargain

If universe decided to change its mind ...

Universe said no

Jokes aside - never thought I'd actually get this far, thought I'd fade out at about 5... Am now struggling to stay on track for the last 2 ! But my goodness, I am delighted 😍

Update: 18 down, 2 to go!

10 kgs down, 10 to go!

@CJ_Friggieri 👱‍♀️

@CJ_Friggieri Just the tactical approach

When you try to reprise a specific era from your life, but instead of 2014, you accidentally get 2020 😭

What does it say about me that I now run a monthly rubber duck themed newsletter exclusively for my friends?