Malia Carden

I Followed The Recipe But It Didn’t Follow Me Back: Laments Of A Baker (if I ever write a memoir, this may very well be the title)

“What do you call it when you sit down at a table with nine Nazis? Ten Nazis.” This piece by @AuntB is worth your time and thought.

I’ve never been so relieved to see a moment in state history properly documented. Thank you ⁦@AuntB⁩ nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthe…

@schmutzie @costarastrology Ha! I totally straightened up my back when I read that!

@courtenayrogers Love that! 😍

Just saw a guy jogging and he ran by a skeleton decoration with its hand up and he gave it a high five and that brought me immense joy. 💀🙌

@landertb It happens. (Says the fair skinned redhead who gets a sun burn just from walking outside 😂)

I got sunburn. In October.

Pretty fun day

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@AuntB @KSWhitehouse omg that’s beautiful! (Sorry about the loose end though)

@KSWhitehouse This is the hundreds of ends I’m going to have to tuck in from just these rounds.

I hope the designer of this afghan pattern gets an itch on her under boob that never can be soothed.

Just showing up is so basic and simple, but so much of life boils down to it. Be present and give 100% to whatever you do (age quod agis). It is how I try to live. I will do the same on the commission. I will give my heart and experience for you. I ask for your vote. #hireme

It’s not every day I get to vote for my husband! @Carden4Wilco7th #VoteEarly #GoVoteTN

Yours should look like this too :-)… #voted #VoteEarly

@tindseylurner Exactly the same problem!

@tindseylurner I want to do this. I have dreams of having a whole cast of skeletons one day and reenacting movie scenes in the front yard during the month of October.

Early voting begins: Oct 19-Nov 3. At the Brentwood Library: Weekdays 10-6, Saturday 8-noon. Every vote matters. Make yours count.

@SarahInMI Oh that sucks ☹️

When I talk about making our water supply shock-resistant, this is what I want to avoid in the future. We are in a mild drought and already water conservation is requested. We owe it to ourselves to mitigate our water vulnerability risks.

🧵I have already had the opportunity to speak with hundreds of voters on front porches around the district. It is a daunting task being an independent candidate in such polarized times. When I visit, I hope you will hear my qualifications and decide I am the right choice…

#Tennessee Voter Registration Deadline is Tuesday, October 11, 2022 Absentee Ballot Request Deadline Tuesday, November 1, 2022 Early voting runs from Wednesday, October 19 – Thursday, November 3, 2022 #retweet Learn more: govotetn.org

I love living in @CityofBrentwood and seeing the community spirit of the students at @wcsBHS in their win over Independence at Homecoming. Public education is a cornerstone of who we are in @WilliamsonTN. I want to keep it that way.

Andy Ogles said he would “slash” the FBI budget and he opposed the American Rescue Plan, which invested $10B in community policing and crime prevention. And he will block *any effort* to reduce gun violence. He’s just hiding his own extreme record. Sit this one out, Andy.