Justy Dodge

TikTok died and was resurrected again faster than Jesus Christ.

@CandiceLen @WilliamAder Eye roll indeed

@justydodge @WilliamAder

I was getting kinda tired of having rights to my body anyways.

This year for lent I'm going to give up, but just in general.

Oatmeal raisin is the pity fuck of cookies.

I tried drunk texting my ex but it was the wrong number so I made a stranger cry instead.

FUN FACT: People are so much more appealing before you get to know them.

Nobody is perfect, but it would be nice if some of you tried a little harder.

@bonefig And scene

@jaxbra Yes yes yes

THIS THIS THIS

If you’re not open 24 hours you don’t deserve to call yourself a diner.

💥 @rojoperezzz and @justydodge joined us! Very revealing funny stuff. KATG.com. Also new @every1hateschu is at KATG.com/VIP, recorded immediately after the Trump guilty verdicts. AND tonight at 9 ET at KATG.com/youtube we’re revisiting stand-up!

Really, you think you have it hard, there are people in the world named Beverly.

My new therapist told me I should turn off my phone at 8pm every night. I can’t wait to screen shot him this tweet.

“Hey, wanna fall in love, move in together, slowly build up silent resentments then breakup in 1 to 2 years?” -Me getting into relationships

Shrink: How much of your life would you say is ruled by fear? Me: Well, the fact I'm scared to answer that on the chance I'm wrong probably says a lot.

@RonWaxman Oh it did! I’m very lucky!

@justydodge Please tell me this didn’t happen.

Another gem on KATG.com thanks to the very vulnerable @justydodge sharing her harrowing Christmas stocking story, @every1hateschu’s person family business, and … let’s get serious; Kyle Thompson’s … good god lordy… And @catocalvin closes it out beautifully.

@mariasdaddy 🖕🏻

@justydodge No one want a vegetarian around

@Biggins2018 Gross

@justydodge My idea of foreplay, is playing with four other women in the bed.