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Justy Dodge

@justydodge

Stand up comic. I love soup 🍵 and hate karaoke.

New York City Katılım Aralık 2010
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Justy Dodge@justydodge·
TikTok died and was resurrected again faster than Jesus Christ.
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I was getting kinda tired of having rights to my body anyways.
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This year for lent I'm going to give up, but just in general.
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Oatmeal raisin is the pity fuck of cookies.
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I tried drunk texting my ex but it was the wrong number so I made a stranger cry instead.
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FUN FACT: People are so much more appealing before you get to know them.
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Nobody is perfect, but it would be nice if some of you tried a little harder.
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If you’re not open 24 hours you don’t deserve to call yourself a diner.
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Really, you think you have it hard, there are people in the world named Beverly.
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My new therapist told me I should turn off my phone at 8pm every night. I can’t wait to screen shot him this tweet.
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“Hey, wanna fall in love, move in together, slowly build up silent resentments then breakup in 1 to 2 years?” -Me getting into relationships
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Shrink: How much of your life would you say is ruled by fear? Me: Well, the fact I'm scared to answer that on the chance I'm wrong probably says a lot.
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Keith Malley@KeithMalley·
Another gem on KATG.com thanks to the very vulnerable @justydodge sharing her harrowing Christmas stocking story, @every1hateschu’s person family business, and … let’s get serious; Kyle Thompson’s … good god lordy… And @catocalvin closes it out beautifully.
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@justydodge No one want a vegetarian around
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KBIGGINS1978@Biggins2018·
@justydodge My idea of foreplay, is playing with four other women in the bed.
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