♡ juwu ♡

A thread of all the stupid questions I get asked during work

Hearing my bf and my bff laughing together on discord while I’m baking is healing me from 4 years ago 🥹

fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

i'm not even doomscrolling anymore i'm just regular scrolling and everything's doomed

Me: ChatGPT, can u remove everyone in the background? ChatGPT: bet

ITS MY BIRTH MONTH 🤩

I GOT FIRED LMAOO

I called out of work for having a migraine and another day for having a fever (even tho I came for the morning shift with said fever) and now my manager is cutting my hours and wants to “have a talk” on Saturday lmao

Not my delulu ex housemate demanding his deposit after giving 2 week notice he’s moving out and when I mention him moving the rest of his shit out (and also sending his deposit back) he leaves the GC and blocks me on IG 💀

Leaving their pot of food overnight outside like a fridge (when we have room in the actual fridge)

Roommate horror stories since I’ve moved out in 2023 (a collective of three roommates) —

@DrewAfualo is literally my idol

Spilling instant noodles on the stove and counter and floor and not cleaning it (ever)

Not once ever throwing out the kitchen trash in FOUR months

Leaving THIS much meat on the stove for the next person to eat (?)

Leaving THIS much rice on the stove or in the rice cooker EVERYTIME

Spilling curry on the counter and not bothering to even just wipe it

I miss donki sm