Jeremy von Einem

Surprised it’s not the Trump Kennedy Space Center. #nasa

Woo hoo! Champions again!!

@CyibarumaWe AI slop

@memechaotic Wait until she tries bacon!

A lifelong vegetarian trying steak for the very first time 👀

Why Hendrix, Churchill and Bowie had a helping hand to success Go lefties! thetimes.com/article/ae916d…

The State of the Union is starting to look more like an episode of This is Your Life. #StateOfTheUnionAddress #SOTU

@IngrahamAngle @StephenM @POTUS Why does Stephen Miller always shout? Is that supposed to make him sound more convincing?

🚨 @StephenM BLASTS Dems’ claim that @POTUS is endangering Supreme Court justices. “Chuck Schumer stood in front of the Supreme Court and issued a direct threat to our justices.” “After that threat was issued, we saw assassination attempts and violence.” “You will never get a cleaner contrast. The Democrats are the party of violence. President Trump is the president of law, order, and safety.”

Schools ban skirts to stop teachers wasting time measuring hems “Schools restricted to three branded items plus a tie…” How would that go down in Sydney’s private schools? thetimes.com/article/30f4f7…

@damienmartyn So glad you made it through. One of my favourite players. Was shocked to hear you were in a coma.

This post is A BIG thank you to ALL my family, friends and so many other people who have reached out to me! On the 27th of December 2025 my life was taken out of my hands…when meningitis took over my brain, & unbeknownst to me I was placed into a paralysed coma for 8 days to help me fight this awful disease. And that I did! Fight that is!…. After being given a 50/50 chance of surviving, I came out of the induced coma 8 days later…not able to walk or talk. And yet 4 days after that, with the doctors in disbelief, I walked, I talked and proved to them all why I should be released from hospital to start my recovery. So happy to be home, to be able to put my feet in the sand on the beach and to start thanking all those people that reached out to me and my family in their unwaivering support. This experience has reminded me of how fragile life is, how quickly everything can change & how precious time is! There are so many wonderful people in this world … from paramedics (at Mermaid Waters Ambulance), doctors & nurses (at Gold Coast University Hospital) … to family, friends and people I didn’t even know. I feel like I met all these fantastic people in the past 3 weeks, or they reached out to me through messages of love and support. I am so grateful to you all. Thank you! 🙏 Bring on 2026 …I’m back! 💫

@Aryan42832Goel I’d call that a moral victory for English fielding.

Bucket list item struck off. Seeing Shakira live in Buenos Aires. #Shakira

@piersmorgan @benstokes38 Maybe you shouldn’t have spent so many tweets stirring us up!

Cocky Aussies are gobbing off like they’ve already won the Ashes. They haven’t. England have had a shocking start but we can still win this series. Just need the rest of the team to burn with same ferocious intensity as their leader @benstokes38 . Start blazing, gentlemen. 🔥

@Jerlewat @elonmusk Where do you get a free Democracy Sausage? I’ve always had to pay!

@elonmusk Not completely true for Australia. I was registered to vote by my local MP who helped themselves to my car registration and licencing records in order to do so, cheers mate 😂.. We don't show ID on election days either but we do get a free sausage in bread!

America should not have worse voter ID requirements than every democratic country on Earth. California and New York actually banned use of ID to vote! It is illegal to show your ID in those states. The only reason to do this is fraud.

@elonmusk We don’t require people in Australia to show ID to cast a ballot. I worked in a polling station last election and while I thanked people for showing me ID because it helped find their name on the roll more easily I said they didn’t need to.

@MichaelVaughan Well this tweet aged well!

Was that the most dramatic first day of all time ? I think it was .. What’s Day 2 going to bring .. My prediction is for England to Bat the day and have full control by the end .. #Ashes

@RicFinlay Maybe the chance to blood another opener.

My Australian XI for Brisbane: Head Weatherald Labushchagne Smith Green Webster Carey Cummins Starc Boland Doggett

@englandcricket @benstokes38 A moral victory! Bazball surely is dead now.

"I’ll wake up in the morning and still be incredibly disappointed… "But all of my focus and energy will be going into getting the group back up and moving our thoughts onto Brisbane." 🎙️ @BenStokes38

@hclaire29 And it did!

I really want this to age terribly haha 😂🤞🏼🤞🏼

@petejellis @hclaire29 Well let Head speak for that.

@hclaire29 That’s it? One tweet then silence??

STARRCYYYYY - you beauty! #Ashes

@piersmorgan Good onya Piers. Sleep well.

BREAKING: Australia beat England in just two bloody days. Disastrous start to the Ashes. I’m going back to bed.