J. Watcher

Wrath of bush

@Lovedatbush @realjohnonit

@jwatcher9183 @realjohnonit Poop poop fart poop

THATS IT!!!!!!! Friendship OVER!!!!!!!! @jwatcher9183 is no longer my friend……. I HATE HATE HATE HIM!! He’s stupid and not funny at ALL!!!!!! @realjohnonit is my only real friend…. #AllAlone #CruelWorld

@Lovedatbush Someone woke up on the wrong side of the branch today… Golly!

@jwatcher9183 Fuck you Watcher

You know what, a long long time ago a friend of mine actually STOLE that joke from me and pressured me into saying he made it…. Yes I am being serious! @jwatcher9183 should be cancelled!!!!!! He is evil and dastardly!!!!!!! #EvilPlans

Guys I’m sorry my last post was actually wrong I didn’t make that joke it was @jwatcher9183 he called me a larper and it hurt my feelings I’m sorry for this. It’s not like me….

@Lovedatbush Take this down. NOW. This is NOT your joke.

What if instead of Markiplier his name was Markonfire? Get it? Joke by me.

Playing this shit ass game with these other losers and they stink of poo #TheFinalsMoreLikeThePoopals

You know what I wish I was playing? The sequel to the critically acclaimed and overall loved Resident Evil 4. That would REALLY hit the spot right now especially since I can play with my good friend @jwatcher9183 #GamingButtBros

Bush Lover at the movies colorized (2025)(don’t mind the homeless man in the reflection)

Just died on round 8 on der riese with wunderwaffe. Don’t talk to me for the next month. #KurtCobain

I ain’t afraid of no bush! Joke by @jwatcher9183 What a comedic genius am I right? It’s clearly derived from the hit song from Ghostbusters! Amazing! #DiddlyorDrake

Bush Lover is having a great time with friends watching a great movie! #MathewLillardisSOOOHot

@Lovedatbush Heh, don’t break a hip unc! - J. Watcher

Bush Lover has gotten massive amounts of candy but sadly I am such an unc this is my last year. That is until I’m like 30 and have kids of my own to take. #unc my favorites are Kit Kats and Rolo’s!

@Lovedatbush How very rude…. Watch yourself tonight bush lover… -J. Watcher

Spending Halloween with these two other fucking losers, you might know one of them. @jwatcher9183 god he’s such a LOSER sighhhhhh anyways happy Halloween much candy will be given #Sighhhhhh #Hallopeen

Bush Lover wishes everyone a happy Halloween! This year I’m a loser nerdy bush loving virgin who can’t look a woman in the eye! Also my costume is Dexter #TheJackOLanternMuhahahaha

In light of current events Bush Lover may go extinct on this app because Elon is a fucking twat dumdum who doesn’t know poop from shit #bushtard

Putting bro into some heat at the moment. It’s called Bushutsu Kaisen. It’s about bushes and cursed bushes fighting with bush energy. As you’ve probably figured out Bush Lover is quite the nerdy fellow! I’m studious on all things, especially bush! #bushyclopedia

My love for bush can only be matched by that of Dr Pepper. It's a little known fact about me to most. But by the gods.... that sweet nectar is nearly as good as the bristles of any bush. It's a struggle in my mind to pick one of over the other. But as you can see, one won.