johnny lancashire

@LozzaFox So the planet can't be getting warmer because it is raining a lot on the bit of it where you live. Is that the point you're attempting to make?

Staying inside to shelter from the global boiling. I pray one day this boiling will stop and we see a return to normal English summers. Together we can and must tackle global boiling. For our children. We must act now! BUY AN UMBRELLA TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!

@ArchersLonsdale @archerygb @QES_KL @TheBHF I came and had a go I enjoyed myself. Going to take the beginner course and join the club.

Great turnout at today's @archerygb #StartArchery event @QES_KL with around 70 people rocking up to shoot or watch! Plenty of other games too including target boccia & pop up archery + a tombola & cake sale with 50% going to @TheBHF thx again to all club volunteers for helping!!!

@NickAdamsinUSA Do I have to guess which one is true?

- I'm extremely intelligent. - I'm charismatic. - I'm straight. - I'm a Christian. - I’m demanding. - I'm intensely masculine. - I'm a Trump supporter. - I'm a carnivore. - I'm wildly successful. - I'm an alpha male. And no, I'm not going to apologize for ANY of it.

@supertanskiii And to think they only promised us 40 new hospitals. This is going to give us thousands of new hospitals. Tories over delivering for the people.

The Tories plan for the NHS is "hospitals at home" it’s like an outtake from The Thick of It. Who will staff this? People can’t be sent home from hospitals due to no social care! People are literally freezing to death in their own homes. Gove is off his tits. Fucking insanity.

@stimmo64 It's nice you can still get out at your age Barrie.

Just an average afternoon in Morecambe for old people. #theodells #edenprojectnorth #thealhambra

@NickAdamsinUSA I don't know what you think an alpha male is, but you ain't one. All the girls in your beloved Hooters laugh at you in the kitchen.

When I eat chicken wings, I eat ALL the meat off the bones. Why? Because I am an alpha male.

@NickAdamsinUSA Is there an adult with you who can look at your tweets before you post them? It might stop you from looking like a massive bellend.

Michelle Obama is an ugly person inside and out.

@NickAdamsinUSA I don't think nick knows what alpha means

Get rid of your bicycle, you’re an adult for God’s sake.

@bigrigbrodie @NickAdamsinUSA I thought it was and followed it for a laugh, but I am beginning to think they're his actual thoughts.

@sophielouisecc I worked through the whole thing (private sector). Everyone I knew on furlough was having a great time.

@sophielouisecc How many tickets for womens football have you bought? Women will have nice stadiums with underground heating when they can fill nice stadiums. If women don't support womens football who will?

Today at birch services before going round the M60 for #ringofred for remembrance Sunday.

@Bennyjj81 @Nigel_Farage @GBNEWS @RishiSunak I find his insistence on continuing to breathe reasonably devastating.

Tonight on @GBNEWS we have EXCLUSIVE polling on the migrant emergency. This is a devastating blow to @RishiSunak. Don’t miss it, tune in at 7pm.

@stimmo64 Not a fan of him myself so I wouldn't have bought a ticket. But I totally disagree with this decision.

This is a disgraceful decision, following ‘concerns raised by the community’. How many? Who? Based on what? Give some transparency and data Mr. Davies. At what point do you decide on these things? Will you ban films with swearing, sex or murders? Please share with us.

@Nigel_Farage Don't mind him; he's just fulfilling his obligations to his Russian backers.

Well, I was wrong. Putin has gone much further than I thought he would. A consequence of EU and NATO expansion, which came to a head in 2014. It made no sense to poke the Russian bear with a stick. These are dark days for Europe.

#Wordle 227 2/6 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@BBCNews Yes obviously.

Are motorists being overcharged for petrol? bbc.in/3GQsbLc

@ITVNewsPolitics What's Boss hogg doing their.

The Liberal Democrats overturn a huge Conservative majority to win the North Shropshire by-election. Helen Morgan won 17,957 votes, trouncing Tory candidate Neil Shastri-Hurst into second on 12,032 itv.com/news/2021-12-1…

North Shropshire by-election: Lib Dems beat Conservatives in bruising loss for Boris Johnson itv.com/news/2021-12-1…

@stimmo64 His own party are starting to turn against him. Many backbenchers do not want to risk their own necks by association.

@jwithers94 I’m not sure with the state of the opposition John, by the time the next election comes around! That is criminal, that these lot aren’t dead and buried after this shit storm!

He’s my take for what it’s worth. I will occasionally wear a mask, i.e. indoors in busy places, like I have done for a while. I’ll try and keep a suitable gap when talking to others, again my choice. I will be fucking fuming every time a look at that lying, fat prick. 🛎🔚😡