Hampas Lupa
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Hampas Lupa
@jxpmack
The truth never take sides.
Philippines Katılım Temmuz 2009
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May panawagan si Senate President Alan Peter Cayetano sa pamahalaan sa gitna ng narinig na putukan sa Senado.
Basahin: abs-cbn.com/news/nation/20…

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@ok6ixx When I was working as CSR for a telco I had this call from a customer demanding explanation why her bill was high this month. When I checked her account she has been on the same plan and has been paying the same amount every month for the last 5 years.
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Me: "**** Library, how can I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, I have some books that are due tomorrow, but I need to keep them longer."
Me: "Okay, ma'am. I'll need your name so I can renew the books."
Caller: *scandalized* "You need my what?"
Me: "Your name, ma'am. So I can call up your account on my computer."
Caller: "You have my account?! How did you get that? Do you have my Social Security number?"
Me: "No, ma'am. I mean your library account. When you came in to get your library card, you filled out a form with your name, address, phone number, and email, so that we can contact you if you ever have overdue books. We don't have your social security number."
Caller: "Well, I'm not giving out my name to a complete stranger over the phone!"
Me: "Okay, ma'am. Perhaps you could give me the titles of the books?"
Caller: "Why do you need to know what I'm reading?! The books are due tomorrow! Just renew them!"
Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's no way I can look up books by the due date. Without your name or the titles of the books, I can't help you."
Caller: "You're trying to steal my identity! I'm calling the cops."
Me: *giving up* "You do that, ma'am." *hangs up*
Co-worker: "You should have told her we put cameras in the books."
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@jesusfalcis @johnmariomag In 2015, then Mayor Demonyoterte allowed NPAs and its officials to hold a funeral march for fallen Commander Parago, and in 2016 after Demonyoterte won NPA members and leaders held a rally to celebrate.
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❌ Bagong DDS script: “Davao City is insurgency free. Naga City is not.”
✅ Fact check: No clashes or any armed insurgency or incident or arrests recorded in Naga City.
So pano ba yan, Sass?
Insurgency free ang Naga pero si Leni hindi takot sa debate, si Sara oo. 😂
#Checkmate


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@Homeboy56581258 Kumakain naman ang mga astronaut ng regular at ang kinakain nila ay yung mga MREs tulad ng sa mga sundalo. Iniinit lang nila bago kainin. Ano bang iniisip nito? Hindi na maaliwalas ang isip kasi ang kapal ng wig.
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@POCOGlobal I have been a fan since my Poco F1. I have used other Poco devices but have given it away except for the F1, which is still working up to today. For my daily driver though, I have stuck for the last almost 2 years now with my Poco X6 5G because of the 3.5mm audio jack.
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Take a look at #POCOF8Pro next to a competitor.
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And our pricing is just as competitive.

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Can you decode this? Comment your answer below!
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Bago pa napunta ang mga Duterte sa national politics, galit na ang mga Dilawan sa mga Marcos. Lalo pang nagalit ang mga Dilawan sa mga Marcos nang dinala nila sa national politics ang mga Duterte. Huwag kami. #bastaddsbobo
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Sabi ng mga DDS noong 2022- "Di bale nang magnanakaw at adik, huwag lang Dilawan/Kakampink." Make that make sense. #bastaddsbobo
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Sabi ng mga DDS noong 2022- "Di bale nang magnanakaw at adik, huwag lang Dilawan/Kakampink." Make that make sense. #ddsbobo #ddsboboforever #ddsboboforeverforfree
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@enjoyGLOBE @bini_sheena @BINI_ph Please bring RCS back on Google Messages. Your claim that suspending it is to stop spam and phishing is invalidated by recent reports by security companies that Android is way better at protecting its users from spam and phishing than iOS. SMS has zero security.
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Know the right Globe promo to help you #GoForIt? @bini_sheena does! With Go+99 you can earn Rewards points to enjoy perks and freebies fit for your needs. Join the Globe Community Builders Program via: glbe.com.ph/GoBINISheenaXS #GoForwardTogether #GlobeStudentProgram @BINI_ph
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@enjoyGLOBE Please bring RCS back on Google Messages. Your claim that suspending it is to stop spam and phishing is invalidated by recent reports by security companies that Android is way better at protecting its users from spam and phishing than iOS. SMS has zero security.
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There's a saying, "Sharing Is Caring," but not always! 🙅♀️
#AlagangGlobe Tip #2: NEVER share your One-Time PIN (OTP), personal information, or passwords. 🤫 If someone asks for it, it might be a SCAM! 🚨
Now that's a tip worth sharing with your loved ones. ❤️ #MakeItSafePH

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@enjoyGLOBE Please bring RCS back on Google Messages. Your claim that suspending it is to stop spam and phishing is invalidated by recent reports by security companies that Android is way better at protecting its users from spam and phishing than iOS. SMS has zero security.
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In every moment, we’ve celebrated you. Now, we’re back with even more ways to say thanks. 💙 #GDayJustForYou #GoForwardTogether
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@enjoyGLOBE Please bring RCS back on Google Messages. Your claim that suspending it is to stop spam and phishing is invalidated by recent reports by security companies that Android is way better at protecting its users from spam and phishing than iOS.
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@enjoyGLOBE Your fiber internet subscribers here in UP Campus, Quezon City, both prepaid and postpaid, have been experiencing intermittent connectivity throughout the day. It will go offline with LOS indicator on red for hours, then go back online for a few minutes.
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Ever wonder where your mobile data goes? 📱 See how much your apps use when you stream, scroll, download, and more. Stay in control and track your mobile data on the GlobeOne app. #GoForwardTogether
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@enjoyGLOBE Your fiber internet subscribers here in UP Campus, Quezon City, both prepaid and postpaid, have been experiencing intermittent connectivity throughout the day. It will go offline with LOS indicator on red for hours, then go back online for a few minutes.
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@enjoyGLOBE Your fiber internet subscribers here in UP Campus, Quezon City, both prepaid and postpaid, have been experiencing intermittent connectivity throughout the day. It will go offline with LOS indicator on red for hours, then go back online for a few minutes.
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October is Cybersecurity Month! Let's share some tips so you can be safe online, all year. 🔒
Got a text from Globe, pero may link? Here's #AlagangGlobe Tip #1: 💡 Pag may link sa text, kahit from "GLOBE" daw, SCAM 'YAN! 🙅♂️ #MakeItSafePH

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@enjoyGLOBE Your fiber internet subscribers here in UP Campus, Quezon City, both prepaid and postpaid, have been experiencing intermittent connectivity throughout the day. It will go offline with LOS indicator on red for hours, then go back online for a few minutes.
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@enjoyGLOBE Your fiber internet subscribers here in UP Campus, Quezon City, both prepaid and postpaid, have been experiencing intermittent connectivity throughout the day. It will go offline with LOS indicator on red for hours, then go back online for a few minutes.
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