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Drinking Brazilian coffee beans roasted in Tokyo out of a Dunkin Donuts cup in Chicago

Coffee cake is one of mankind’s greatest inventions

Listening to out of tune mitski covers in a catholic church

@brwhogan @CaptainCons Don’t listen to him this guy threw a 2 week extravaganza for his 28th birthday

@CaptainCons I have never understood this. Societal reasons- birthday's are a great excuse to get those that you love together to beat that male loneliness epidemic. But the next year is not guaranteed! You should celebrate! Now shouldnt be a birthdayzilla, but damn let ppl have fun

I think you get the major milestones and that's it 21, 30, 40, and so on guys don't need to be hyping up their 26th birthday

@MattCusack2 This is why we workshop ideas, I love it!

@jydolla Ok so I think you're wrong but I think you're on the right path. Cab companies should make it like a 10% chance you get the cash cab. I'd never uber again if I had a 1 in 10 chance of getting the cash cab.

If I am elected the Mayor of the city of Chicago I will ensure that every cab is a cash cab.

My Italian heritage didn’t give me an olive skin tone but it did give me a lust for jewelry

Watching a Vietnam documentary in my finest vintage 60s fatigues

@TeamYouTube You just made a tear role down this young mans cheek. God bless you!

@jydolla In the next few weeks, YouTube TV members can experiment with building their own multiview with select channels beyond live sports. We’re starting with some popular national channels & plan to expand to more in coming months. We'll be slowly rolling this out, so hang tight!

@YouTubeTV why can’t I split screen the Thunder game and Diners, Drive-In & Dives?

At a diner in DC eating scrapple watching a man fillet a fish on TV

Diabetes makes you illiterate

There are ford explorers everywhere for those with eyes to see

At the Art Institute dressed like Wednesday Addams try to summon a goblin, ghost or ghoul

Eating peanut m&m’s and drinking tea just like the good queen intended

At McDonalds waiting on 7 large fries while I got 24 jalapeño poppers in my bag

I also ate too much and now feel sick

Ate a bowl of risotto too fast and now I’m out breath

I’m not eating nearly enough rotisserie chickens

I’ve got a parasite in my brain telling me to creat a Sim City in Rollercoaster Tycoon