wee dougie

@AmberKeano_x Picked onion

@YodelOnline @DunelmUK hello, where’s ma order was ment to be here 2 weeks ago an no heard nothing, try to contact use on you’re sites but things useless min, has the driver stole it or what?

@yellaxb It worth a watch or what?

@AmberKeano_x 😂😂 aww cute sprint towards me

@AmberKeano_x Fuck up but

@NicolaSturgeon awrite hen we getting on our summer holidays abroad this year? Or you been a bam about it again?

@yellaxb 😂😂

@Jimshoebox You still no scranned meat in weeks?

@HMRCcustomers 39min on hold for someone to answer, they finally answer then make out they can’t hear anyone on the line? Yet ur automated service managed to hear me an direct ma call, guy was defo at it obv it’s Friday and he cba, am no waiting on phone again use can bolt

@MatthewMcGill91 @NicolaSturgeon Hahah correct, should be work to live, but the now it’s live to work,

@MatthewMcGill91 @NicolaSturgeon is the one for this chap,

@MatthewMcGill91 Am missing it like mad bro

@AmberKeano_x Dumb dumb

@TeannaTrump @liamchristiee tastes like wotsits

@Tanker_93 Keep the heed chap

Mind when you done this at our flat @CraigScally

@NicolaSturgeon what’s you’re view on the great Queensferry crossing shutting when temps get low, shambles if you ask me, waste of money

@KirstCampbell_x HahHa

@k3vya You’re a weirdo though

Trying to settle a disagreement. Do you butter both sides of a roll or one side?

@garydouglas1 If you had money on that Ud be raging the jockey should be croaked fuckin mutant

Nothing to see here #ban