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I would rather die than see a man do an apology tour for me on social media. Like bro, save us both the embarrassment so we can keep our hoes.

I’m on the part of the spectrum where I like to immediately ask the important questions and get the exact answers in detail.

These hatin ass hoes are tryna wack my whimsy🤕🤕🤕

I’m never ever leaving this app😭😭

I be feelin the testosterone juicin through my veins every time I wheel out and wheel back the garbage cans.

One day, men won’t be so weird to me. Or maybe they’ll just keep being weird and I’ll just die alone. Whichever comes first

40 min in the office and im bouta leave and clock in as remote. I can’t get jiggy w/ this shit

The gworlies are using TikTok as a dating app. I must’ve missed the memo..hmm.

You say I slapped the whole city, you slapped up like half of it, let's not get accurate.

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Mapquest me that pussy if it’s coo

Amazon drivers will park in a pool. They don’t give a flying fuck

Neck broke from carrying the chain Back broke from carrying the game Records broken carry on my name Carry on carry on @Drake

Ppl over 65 treat their lawn and the blood draw lab like it’s the clurrrrb.

I thiiiink I’m gonna go see Obsession tonight. I’ve heard nothing but good tingzzz

Drake’s ‘ICEMAN’ is now his 15th #1 album The most of any rapper in history

Aaaand, that’s how the🍪crumbles…

come w 0 btches when you tryna fwm

Ain’t no lazy passenger princess bitc fye that Za up and watch them mirrors

The Muse. The siren. The diva. The spell.

pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask