K.J.Keefe

@CertifiedNastDe the phallus and testes pendulous are also nothing to sneeze at

Gluteus maximus #dmvfreaks

@cindikg161 Joy. Pure joy.

Hip hip hooray 🪅🥳🥂

@MysterySolvents Junior & the Brain Worm’s Healthy Livin’ SplainCast

What should RFK Jr.’s podcast really be named?

@oelma__ Moonstruck, Peggy Sue Got Married,

@Kristinartz Phone cord to the wall; phone book; a person dressed like Lucy or Ricky Ricardo;

What's missing..

@JayJurden And….there’s enough “Fire Island in a Speedo” shots out there for a decade of cheesecake calendars.

Y’all keep asking for nudes but this is even better

@map00754 @NimraShahzadin Idris is not “African American”. He’s a UK citizen, born in London. His father is from Sierra Leone, his mother from Ghana, (both former colonies of the British Empire). His parents met and married in Sierra Leone before moving to London.

@NimraShahzadin If your gonna make Bond African American then Idris would be that guy. My white guy version would be Henry Cavill

Who would????🤔

@LongLiveGonzalo @NimraShahzadin Or, he’s a master of disguise, 🥸 and the perfect spy!

@NimraShahzadin Well first things first that ain’t cillian Murphy

@oelma__ Trump is President

Write only 3 words..

@Cail_lion @MbarkCherguia It’s The Island of Dr. Moreau. Brando hated Kilmer. Called him an “entitled Hollywood brat” or something like that.

@MbarkCherguia The island of doctor morrow

Name ONE Val Kilmer role… (NOT Batman) 😏

@MbarkCherguia Jim Morrison in The Doors

@KungFuRedNeck @otokyo__ That’s it!

Can you guess?

@otokyo__ I knew some dockyard crane operators built like that.

@Kaylee1780 Key bump? No! Open the trunk.

🤔🤔

@EmilySm43 Enid

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@TexasSundog @TheMoneyApe @JOSEPHSAKOWSKI To be fair, Trump lied his way through the Oath of office, not meaning a word of it. Defend the Constitution? Ha ! Faithfully execute the Laws? (“Execute like shoot it in the back of the head?” No, sir. “Well, fuck that shit”) If the Oath is perjury, is he really president?

@TheMoneyApe @JOSEPHSAKOWSKI I don’t know if Dumbass Don knows this or not, but he is the president (for now). All decisions rest on his overly padded slumped shoulders. If he can’t handle that, he needs to step down, die, and/or sit down shut the fuck up.

🚨 TRUMP BLAMES HEGSETH FOR WAR TRUMP SAYS DEFENSE SECRETARY PETE HEGSETH PUSHED FIRST FOR MILITARY ACTION. QUOTES: “PETE… YOU SAID ‘LET’S DO IT.’” SEEN AS SHIFTING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE WAR DECISION. TRUMP FEAR OF LOSIN… Show more

@herotimeszero An asylum of Trumpers

A group of dolphins is a pod. A group of bats is a colony. What do you call a group of Trump supporters?

@Matt_Pinner Future “Godfather” star Marlon Brando.

Without cheating... who is this? ​WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

@Amelia558rs 1957

Judging by the cars, what year was this photo taken?🤔

@MbarkCherguia Hey, nice hat. Did it come with a bowl of soup?

If you know who this man is without Googling, you're an absolute legend.