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K.J.Keefe

K.J.Keefe

@k7keefe

A retired fed & still an attorney, a comic Impov-ising this leg of the journey

Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2010
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@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·
What should RFK Jr.’s podcast really be named?
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K.J.Keefe@k7keefe·
@Kristinartz Phone cord to the wall; phone book; a person dressed like Lucy or Ricky Ricardo;
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K.J.Keefe@k7keefe·
@JayJurden And….there’s enough “Fire Island in a Speedo” shots out there for a decade of cheesecake calendars.
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Jay Jurden
Jay Jurden@JayJurden·
Y’all keep asking for nudes but this is even better
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K.J.Keefe@k7keefe·
@map00754 @NimraShahzadin Idris is not “African American”. He’s a UK citizen, born in London. His father is from Sierra Leone, his mother from Ghana, (both former colonies of the British Empire). His parents met and married in Sierra Leone before moving to London.
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michael@map00754·
@NimraShahzadin If your gonna make Bond African American then Idris would be that guy. My white guy version would be Henry Cavill
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Gonzalo@LongLiveGonzalo·
@NimraShahzadin Well first things first that ain’t cillian Murphy
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Elma
Elma@oelma__·
Write only 3 words..
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K.J.Keefe@k7keefe·
@Cail_lion @MbarkCherguia It’s The Island of Dr. Moreau. Brando hated Kilmer. Called him an “entitled Hollywood brat” or something like that.
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
Can you guess?
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K.J.Keefe@k7keefe·
@otokyo__ I knew some dockyard crane operators built like that.
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Emily 🦋
Emily 🦋@EmilySm43·
Vintage old lady name for this DOG please
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K.J.Keefe@k7keefe·
@TexasSundog @TheMoneyApe @JOSEPHSAKOWSKI To be fair, Trump lied his way through the Oath of office, not meaning a word of it. Defend the Constitution? Ha ! Faithfully execute the Laws? (“Execute like shoot it in the back of the head?” No, sir. “Well, fuck that shit”) If the Oath is perjury, is he really president?
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Sundog512@TexasSundog·
@TheMoneyApe @JOSEPHSAKOWSKI I don’t know if Dumbass Don knows this or not, but he is the president (for now). All decisions rest on his overly padded slumped shoulders. If he can’t handle that, he needs to step down, die, and/or sit down shut the fuck up.
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Money Ape
Money Ape@TheMoneyApe·
🚨 TRUMP BLAMES HEGSETH FOR WAR TRUMP SAYS DEFENSE SECRETARY PETE HEGSETH PUSHED FIRST FOR MILITARY ACTION. QUOTES: “PETE… YOU SAID ‘LET’S DO IT.’” SEEN AS SHIFTING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE WAR DECISION. TRUMP FEAR OF LOSIN… Show more
Money Ape@TheMoneyApe

🚨 TRUMP BIG CLAIM ON IRAN 🚨 TRUMP SAYS IRAN “WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON” & CLAIMS THERE’S AN AGREEMENT. BUT IRAN DENIES ANY TALKS OR AGREEMENT. U.S. SAYS “PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSIONS” ARE HAPPENING, BUT DETAILS ARE UNCLEAR. IS TRUMP LYING TO AVOID… Show more

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Amelia
Amelia@Amelia558rs·
Judging by the cars, what year was this photo taken?🤔
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
If you know who this man is without Googling, you're an absolute legend.
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