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@stuey_beef @Rosetti83700607 Ironically his 'recent conduct' is objecting to plans to modify the normal process of justice #jury

Think about how this was done. Jonathan Reynolds quietly suspends Turner’s whip “following his recent conduct”. No due process. No explanation. Just a vague smear, a secret punishment, then a leak. Turner only discovers he’s been politically exiled when a Telegraph reporter phones asking for comment. This is exactly the culture that produced the jury trial attack in the first place: •Policy cooked up behind closed doors. •MPs threatened if they rebel. •Whips used as an enforcement squad, not party managers. They’re dismantling checks and balances in Parliament and in the courts – at the same time.

@TheSimonEvans I like this new combo youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si…

Full screen.

@clim8resistance GenX were born 1965-1980 so it's more likely to be Millennials... (Zack P was born 1982)

It's the absolute worst of GenX on show. Completely unserious and wholly undignified, even as leader of a political party and MP, as if you could step from the rave to Parliament, maybe taking another hit of MDMA on the way, calling anyone who thinks that's wrong a "fascist".

@Robin_C_Douglas Bath and Wells #itspokertime

If you were a bishop, where would you like your see to be? (don't say Rome or Urgell)

@BethRigby Beat yourself up: To treat yourself harshly or blame yourself too much for something - so he doesn't think he fully deserves the treatment. #revealing #shameless

WATCH: Starmer on ‘beating himself up’ over Mandelson is worth watching because I really think it’s a very rare & believable moment where Starmer reveals how he’s really feeling; showing some vulnerability and anger with himself over the decision he took

@Ian_A_Irwin @DreyfusJames 'Well I don't really know ' 🤪

@DreyfusJames It's like a male Mavis Riley, but with less charisma.

Who is this DRIP??

Starmer is being advised on what Mandelson documents to redact, release or cover up by the very same team whose work the documents are all about. You couldn't make a conflict of interest like that up.

Starmer is well aware that his team held meetings specifically to put together a strategy for dealing with a scenario where McSweeney's messages were asked for by parliament. He's aware those meetings were held before the 'theft' of the mobile. Yet he's pretending the opposite.

@JeremyVineOn5 Seems a simple scheme but could be somewhat impractical to implement. Why would the scheme only be applicable to women who feel unsafe?

Should women be allowed to get off late night buses anywhere they want? The government could advise buses to let female passengers request stops anywhere so they don't have to walk as far home. 9 out of 10 women report feeling unsafe in the dark. Do you think this could work?

@godblesstoto @BBCNews Strange how there's always a 'Nikki' in the area and available for comment when something untoward happens #suspicious

"A woman who was standing at a bus stop close to a building..." A woman. A WOMAN. REALLY @BBCNews? You know what 'BBC' stands for these days? Pathetic Embarrassing Lying Nonce-enabling C*nts. Yeah it's not a proper initialism but it's accurate.

@Fludded @Madz_Grant #Katanga my friends

Humza Yousaf getting top billing ahead of Maya Angelou and Martin Luther King has ended me

@MythoYookay Who created/approved this leaflet? @ProofreadJulia

@Mishi_2210 127

@TheFigen_ @ProofreadJulia A lot of wasted material? #art

The spiral staircase in Lednice Castle's library made in 1851. Carved from a single oak tree without nails.

@LostTransport @nialljclarke @thesundaysport And, from what I can remember, has a stronger front bench 🤪

@nialljclarke @thesundaysport The Sunday Sport is more honest and realistic than Keir Starmer

I don't know how they can get an entire programme out of 'because he's completely out of his depth and appears to lack even the basics of humanity'

@bushontheradio open.spotify.com/track/60a0Rd6p…

Went to my friend Matt's funeral on Friday. The final walk past the coffin song was Jon Secada - Just Another Day. Inspired. What closing song would you have at your funeral?

@zerohedge Wanked himself to death?

ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY HAS DIED AT 43

@NoContextBrits So he'd been listening to them for, what, 40-45 years...

David Bowie inventing the ‘6-7’ meme (2006)

@obeliskobeyer Like the Ultimate Detox?

Can you even fucking imagine how good it must feel to be disassembled on a molecular level?

@engineers_feed This is just #tickbait

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.