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read a fic written by someone who I presume is not american or just didn't know that buffalo is a city but knew it was a hockey team and they kept referring to them as "the Buffaloes" AND THIS IS NOT A CRITICISM I thought it was so cute 😭😭 like that that's really fair

a little timeskip #zukka in honor of the new atla news

if you ever start thinking an NHL player might be right about something consider how loose their helmets are and how infrequently they wear mouth guards and then reconsider

hudson complaining publicly about that ugly little haircut meanwhile it was his idea 😭 girl whatever

ao3 down for several indefinite hours starting fifteen mins before I finally get into bed…. god is real and he’s punishing me for all the shit I talk about him

The Cottage #heatedrivalry

I bet it feels good as fuck to mansplain when you're a trans man. good for you king

dwight schrute if he served unprecedented levels of cunt

two tweets separated only by an ad on my tl

you could give a million monkeys a million typewriters and they would still never guess what movie this is promo for. it's sexy tho #bisexual

like if he wanted to talk about underground films and clown and russian edm and whatever weird indie shit he's into for hours and hours it would be genuinely interesting and he's so actively interested in the people he talks to he would be very good at it.

okay I know it's not what he's doing with his whole thing BUT I feel like if connor wanted to he could be the only white man allowed to have a podcast. im (finally) watching his podcast interviews rn and he's out-interviewing the hosts.

connor smokes bc he's a grimy little artist boy and hudson smokes because he thinks it makes him look sexy. he's right but that's not the point

hockey would be so cool if it was real

whatever he was about to say was so fucking egregiously filthy and out of pocket even his filter caught it. and his filter is like straining orzo with a garden rake

literally every weird and creepy thing people apparently say is so fucking unhinged it almost tempts me to exit the forcefield and see what's up. but I have enough things that infuriate me in life so I stay cozy and blessed hashtag ignorance is bliss

a fun thing about being on the More Normal side of the bell curve is that I don't see literally any of the weird shit people are saying and only see the tweets about "y'all are weird and creepy for saying that" and it's like living under a forcefield watching the missiles hit

2025 was a huge year for Saskatchewan in terms of brand recognition

AND IM ALWAYS SAYING THAT

but the cognitive dissonance would be fucking crazy. even hearing about the crazy shit celebs get at these shows is mind boggling, imagine going from your normal life now to one month later being The Hot Topic at the out of touch wealth factory. and also you're 24

the crazy thing is hudcon wearing tens of thousands worth of designer clothes+jewelry and getting all this awards show opulence for a show that paid them paperclips and dust bunnies six months ago. like idk how press tours pay or whatever and obvi the job opportunities are huge