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@k__mahar

cat lady, birder, software engineer. she/her. bsky: kmahar

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Haziran 2016
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Robert Francis
Robert Francis@rbfrncs·
I love that the bryant park woodcocks are going viral because there are few creatures that combine magic and idiocy so well but it bears mentioning that a lot of the birds don't make it out of the park alive. Each of these dots represents a woodcock killed by a window strike.
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limpkin
limpkin@acealeam·
birders be like i have to study i have A vacation coming up
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Al Shipley
Al Shipley@alshipley·
WELL, THE HEIGHTS START WUTHERIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP WUTHERIN'
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kaitlin ❄️@k__mahar·
no photo but I went to Mr. Mango (sibling store of Mr. Kiwi) last night to buy a responsible 1 day worth of groceries for today, and it was absolutely business as usual there, full shelves
em@emilyagain

New Yorkers please no more empty shelves Trader Joes posts. I want to see your Fairway and Westside Market content. Show us how Key Food, CTown and Food Bazaar look right now. Hit us with your shelf images from Trade Fair and D'Agostino's. Let's see what's happening at Mr. Kiwi

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kaitlin ❄️@k__mahar·
I know it’s an AI joke but I got my appendix out via laparoscopic surgery and I actually have scars everywhere *but* my right side - belly button, top of pubic bone, and left side
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kaitlin ❄️@k__mahar·
I was shot in the back of a yellow cab in 1992 by the Gottis and the Gambinos @CurtisSliwa
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Nick
Nick@NickZararis·
Eric Adams mid hookah hit being told a ship hit the Brooklyn Bridge
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Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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the heart
the heart@Fredward3948576·
Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins
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boop@cowtools__·
when onion rings i pick up the phone 💯
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Tennessee Bird Guy
Tennessee Bird Guy@CameronMArcher·
If meadowlarks were people they would be gru
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kaitlin ❄️@k__mahar·
my username on the other website people seem to actually be moving to now(?) is kmahar
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kaitlin ❄️@k__mahar·
and my boyfriend was my victim, congestion pricing 🔪
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kaitlin ❄️@k__mahar·
they don’t even look alike. different stickers. different sizes. work one is boxier and heavier. help
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kaitlin ❄️@k__mahar·
accidentally brought my personal laptop instead of work laptop to the office yet again
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anya
anya@bittersweetswan·
isn’t it so funny how cats naturally smell so clean and soft like cookies and vanilla and then there’s dogs
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