karissa

This thread is so relatable!

Things I need to stop doing... 1) watching Fixer Upper 2) following Magnolia Realty Has me thinking of 7472627 future homes and redecorating my own on the daily 😲

@EinsteinBros thanks for no longer offering decaf coffee in all my local shops, I can no longer enjoy a coffee at your establishment😡#bringbackdecaf

Clearly I don’t go out on weekdays anymore seeing as though my bank flagged one drink charge as suspicious activity 🍹

Here goes! Seeing as though I’ve yet to miss a concert when you’ve been in Miami, and now you’re coming back to my hometown the day before my wedding and I can’t make it...I only see it fit to extend the invitation to you both! @johnlegend @chrissyteigen please #singatmywedding

Too tired to pack, but too excited to sleep ✈️ 😴

Countdown to DC t-minus three days

Walked into a spider web and was doing Kung fu moves only to be greeted by neighbors I hadn't met yet #caseofthemondays

I had finally adjusted to the fall time change and then here we go Daylight Savings 😡

They should give you parkas to sit in the ER ☃️

Work phones should not have a speaker option!

Don't mind me as I have the Beauty and the Beast music video with John Legend on repeat for the rest of the night 🌹

Almost got run off the road this morning by a Tequila truck. I'm thinking that's the universe saying I need happy hour today 🍹

2 months til my bday! #forevercountingdownforsomething

I will spend a month looking like a madwoman before cheating on my eyebrow lady

Flight booked to D.C. ✈️☺️

Guess we're in Opa Locka again...thanks Waze

How did I miss Gary from Chicago last night?

Yes. Can't wait to see him in May ❤️ twitter.com/people/status/…

Always love me some Jimmy Kimmel