Karoline

Yeah sure I graduate and get an adult job with my hard earned degree THEN drake decides to bring in Megan Rapinoe and a real freaking Starbucks !!!! goddammit

@Bobby_Badmon @KCCINews Pretty sure they don’t need advice from someone who identifies as a centaur 🥴

2 found dead at Waukee home kcci.com/article/two-fo…

@katieokeefe21 RIGHT

@ACHSChoralMusic 🥹🥹

What a day! Welcome back home, Mr. Miller 💙 we missed you.

Our hybrid work model gives me the option to head home after breaking the zipper on my pants (which now is fully non-operational) but since we’re so productive today, we used our shirt as a cover up. So, here we are broken zipper and all but kicking ass !! is this adulting?

@nolanhenkle I had an old coworker who repeatedly addressed me as Koraline in emails… you have to spell it right to even get my email top pop up… 🙃

My last name is in my email. You are required to spell it correctly to reach me… and it is misspelled in the message ~40% of the time lolol fascinates me

@AlbrechtHannah @where_you_ben23 Iowa losing was so so satisfying 😂🙌🏼 especially bc of their highly set ego after Penn State

@where_you_ben23 The only joy I had today was watching Iowa lose to Purdue and once again not be ranked in the top 2

Wearing a graphic t-shirt over a jumpsuit is such a cute fit !!! until you have to go the bathroom !!

I had a panic attack this morning triggered by the clogged toilet that wouldn’t flush. Everyone was gone, so I asked my older brother to come over his lunch to help me — Y’ALL. He dead ass turned around on his morning commute to come help. 😭🤍 Mental health is important.

Omg

Taking a strengths finder assessment for work and a question was “what type of employment do you have” and selecting full-time was the most joyful thing EVER it’s been so long !!!

I am so sorry that ISU lost their coach, but as a fellow Drake alum I would just like them to know they cannot have Coach DeVries !! That is all.

You know what hits different when you’ve been actively job searching for 4 months?? When a hiring manager tells you your resumé, skills and experiences are impressive that ... that’s what hits different !

my biggest flex is that I once sang the entirety of ‘Baby’ by Justin Bieber at a work holiday whilst hypnotized and there’s video evidence for them to cherish for years to come !!

I was asking my 7th grade church students if they use quizlet to study and one looked SHOCKED and said “you know what quizlet is?!” Y’all ... he thought I was too old for quizlet bc I got my first phone back when you had to pay for texting !!!! how old do they think I am !!

Living with your parents at 23 is actually quite great bc you can still finesse a few items on a target run so you don’t have to pay for it AND you can use their amazon prime my dad even makes coffee every morning and puts my mug next to the coffee maker !!!

I will never change my personal choices as a woman and it’s incredibly frustrating when men think they’re different from anyone else before them. I have not, do not and will not sleep around — pls, for the love of god, get that through your thick ass skulls !!!

@LeMunchkin13 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

my worst drunk quality is by far the one where I think I need to buy everything for everyone. Oh need a drink? Let me get that. Oh, need a whole wardrobe from target? Let me get that. Why I think I have the wallet for that is beyond me and I gotta chill man !!!!

@cdwalters25 Sounds great! Find me after a few drinks and I’m sure we can get it on the next credit card statement

@k_sandusky01 I could use a new couch. Let me buy you a drink and tell you about it.