K.Sunday

Fuck I hate math

When I do the math and realize my boss only paid me 16.00 an hour bc of adult shit like taxes. #fuckimdumb

You hungry babe? - no I’m full of edibles rn. - Things babe says on a road trip .... ❤️

I’m proud of this (I wash the mattress covers guys).

I have become the coupled friend with an orthopaedic mattress that my friends (who live with others) like to have sex on.

@lukecombs trying to get tix to Kingston show but it says I either have to sit alone or that 'someone' beat me to the GA pit. Help.

"Cause she's got an iPad which is .... (ugh) all Microsoft so the memory card isn't compatible" Derek explaining camera technology to his friends

Ugh every time I get invited to a bridal shower and then an engagement party I literally wish we lived back in the 1800's where a fresh bouquet and a community church would suffice for a woohaa of bullshit

@justindesg I probably woulda been so wet ... from the pool

Can't let my boss know that I just googled "CTA" in a business meeting... #iamstrongerthanthis #iknowthings #whatdegree #goddamn

If you basic hoes didn't take this weekend to fuck to APESHIT - YOU AINT LIVIN #THECARTERS

@NSQUAREX Be the cool mom, not like other moms

@JustJory Like going to see shania twain two years after she already came thru and act like it's her first time - ya gurl I feel ya

Ever think someone’s cool as shit until you see a snap of a concert they went too? 😒

It seriously frightens me that people at work think Ik what I'm doing #omgdying #longweekendtho

I am one of the 7 billion human beings alive today. We each have a responsibility to think about humanity and the good of the world because it affects our own future. We weren’t born on this planet at this time to create problems but to bring about some benefit.

Someone stop me cause I can't stop myself. #outtacontrol

Or like 'I'm having all these cravings I'm so crazy!' Bitch you conceived that baby in the missionary position and you're literally 2 days pregnant

@justindesg Same

Ugh anyone else find it sickening when a pregnant person believes their walnut sized fetus is going to be the next messiah. 'I'm three weeks along, please refer to my grape as a gender neutral pronoun' #canthandleit

Keith couldn't remember what he knew the story of Moses from, so he said it was a movie. Idk if he has a copy of passion of the Christ but I would like to watch it now #thisweekend