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the automatically translated tweets are the best decision that this platform has made in years

if you are not prepared to take the responsibility of salting the sidewalk in front of your house DONT OWN A HOUSE bc I should not have to be slipping and sliding at like eight in the morning because of YOUR LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY

@ItsNot_Theresa @JayKubzScouts we know ball

truck drivers that still do the honk honk thing when you do the gesture are what’s keeping any hope for humanity I have left

me when I’m writing a 30 page essay and look at the word count and realize I’ve read fanfiction longer than this within a few hours

I think that sometimes fandoms need to remember that male characters can be submissive and losers without being twinkified

guys my boyfriend asked me what pro ship and anti ship were, and then proceeded to say I seem like I’d know what that is, he was right but should I be offended? and if so, do I break up with him?

I just beat #MinesweeperOnline in 1165 seconds on Expert mode! minesweeperonline.com #MinesweeperOnline

@socks52732047 I’m sorry I’m not a goth furry femboy

@kaiicchu Fuck

guys two likes and I’ll break up with him cause wtf why are these his recommendations

no cause for American squid games what would they play? quack a dilly oh my? dodgeball? scrabble? musical chairs? uno??

I also want to say I only just like last month learned gaga ball was not just a thing made up from bob’s burgers but an actual game. Thank you Worcester public schools for that lesson

me when I say partner so that people will think I’m not straight, only so that they can be disappointed to find out I’m with a man

I think despite not having tweeted in ages, my tweets are probably the best representation of me still

there is not a single day of rest on twitter

no cause if a thirty something year old tried starting shit with my twenty year old stuff, at their grown age, my brother you’ve already lost by engaging in this

I fear that besides my two also chronically online friends who have betrayed me and are in pennsylvania, I have no one to talk to irl about this whole dantdm, ksi one sided thing and tommy, logan beef

i realized the evolution of like english words and stuff is a lot of just thrifting and up cycling words from other languages