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@antoniogm might as well make index tranches while you’re at it

Crypto is going to find out the hard way that it's horribly behind when it comes to risk modeling (I'm a former credit quant...the field is behind what the state of the art was 20 years ago). It'll learn one blow-up at a time. Want to make a fortune in defi? Create a dashboard that shows DV01 (to offchain rate moves), JTD (pivoted by underlying asset), correlation delta (for correlation across assets)...and for fuck's sake, time to have a tradable credit spread for vault curators and asset issuers (to both model counterparty risk and hedge against it). We're in caveman-land right now. Crypto's general tendency to YOLO everything just isn't good enough anymore.

Allah maa mbé maabee la jari 📿

iftar

how I imagined the “eid is thursday” contingent today

@rwxoxo when mr hudson pops out >>>

i was at the home & home tour the night mjb came out instead of chris martin, will be interesting to see the guest discrepancy here

Landlords on 116th:

got the hpv vaccine shot yesterday this shit feel like I got hit with a .22

zoroastrians

never lose sight of the objective

you’re worried about scaring the hoes, i’m with a baddie playing cuban linx front to back and doing all the adlibs

wagyu for iftar

caught myself watching focus on africa with my hands behind my back, i’m turning into my father

@winnie4prez it’s majestic plural

In Surah Ankabut v60-65, God starts saying "He" (third person) in reference to Himself, rather than "We", even though most of the rest of the surah uses "We." And then it switches back to We in v66. Why does it initially switch in v60 to He?

the knicks are conspiring with big pharma to give me hypertension

hired a carpenter. find out that he’s also muslim. offered him some dates and he goes “where are they from?” you will go far in this life

start diawara you cowards

a lot of people I tried to put on cast aspersions on my “Industry” recommendation on the grounds that it’s a show about my job and i’m likely biased. well now it’s about fraud and kompromat

my old work’s cousin is liking old ig pics of mine #watdatmean

@slicklikeagato @CBSNews they tied up lol.

pulling up and everyone reacting like the scene in Paid in Full where mitch comes home from rikers >>>