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@kabbage

I'm the smartest, funniest, most handsome dude on this website and it isn't even close.

🇺🇸 Katılım Ocak 2026
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Cabbage@kabbage·
My political ideology is whatever produces more of this:
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Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
How are Europeans not carrying pitchforks and tiki torches at this point?
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
@ReOpenChris We know they hate us, but we take it in stride, because they hated Him first.
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
@DAKKADAKKA1 Nevermind the fact that it's a fucking freak of nature, eh? 😭
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
Conversely, any and all non-whites currently serving time will be swiftly executed by firing squad, regardless of the crime, their time served, or any other potentially mitigating factor. They will all be put to death -- no exceptions.
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
When the revolution comes, we're retrying every White criminal under a fair and impartial doctrine of law -- the very standard we were promised and denied. Those who've been found to have committed crimes against the vulnerable (children, elderly) will be hung by the neck.
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Garbage Human
Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
Whether they’re male or female, stop giving kids to fаցցօтs.
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
@QueefDrain @shine_gomiseifu Agreed. In fact, feel free to be even more exclusionary of Whites, if necessary. Whatever it takes. A declining population is not a valid reason to throw away your culture and society... pretty soon, robots and advanced artificial intelligence will eliminate many menial jobs. 🇯🇵
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Prof. Queef
Prof. Queef@QueefDrain·
Us White Americans will always support Japan and it’s homogeneous society. Do not let jews, or browns and blacks try to get you to hand your country over under the guise of “morals and decency”. They want to invade anywhere willing. Do not allow a single one to land on your beaches.
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꧁Bobbi꧂@SaltyBitch_52·
A young mother recently moved into an apartment complex with her young kids. While her and the boyfriend were talking to some other neighbors the children were left alone. The youngest went outside alone and a neighbor went to look to see where the parents were and ended up calling the police. The mother didn't see a problem with leaving the kids alone because they were not that far away but ends up arrested for neglect and obstruction. Do you think it's okay to leave little kids alone in the house unsupervised for a quick errand? Or would you had taken them with you?
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Ashley Brooks
Ashley Brooks@brooks_ash16096·
@Sadie_NC What is making her act so bizarre?Why do they do this?
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Sadie@Sadie_NC·
I have seen some interesting interactions between people and cops, but this one is probably the most bizarre. I am not sure what she is trying to accomplish.
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Fonzworth Pontiac@THEPERFOURMER·
@NuevoRoma01 @ArtThePatriot_ Your no-neck ass couldn’t hold a candle to the patience and conversation of this lady. Both parties were firm and talked. Your patchy beard ass? Cried.
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
@ImMeme0 The apartment she WHAT very hard for? 🤔
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Psychology student with a part-time job, who said just days ago that she stopped standing for the Pledge of Allegiance in high school because our country is racist, is now asking that same country for disability money. The catch is, she can’t even identify her disability. Then there’s another video of her, just days earlier, trying on a Renaissance outfit. Take a wild guess and try to figure out what her disability is.
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
@FearedBuck Is there some reason he can't legally twist her neck completely around or..?
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FearBuck@FearedBuck·
ABC has canceled The Bachelorette after their lead was seen in a leaked footage physically attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing metal chairs at him while her child was present and reportedly the child was struck during the altercation.
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
@ChaiLife613 Nazi Germany sent you rats to a mandatory summer camp. What's coming will be much worse than your little rodent minds can conjure.
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Lior 🪬@ChaiLife613·
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Cabbage
Cabbage@kabbage·
@VertexFan @HugeHorseButts Holy shit me too lol Shout out to the crew at Lisbon airport. Cashier would NOT have broken a sweat at the towel of babble, the man was handling it in six different languages.
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John Smith
John Smith@smith_john16414·
@Templarpilled This is just a literally greentext from years ago regurgitated by ai
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Templarpilled@Templarpilled·
AI writing peaked here
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ROBBIE 2.0@ArchonsRGay·
@Templarpilled i remember that shit, i had one that was like >be me >be jewish >be in synagogue >someone shouts "Jesus is coming" >run
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