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@DavidHundeyin Hmm, I wonder if you’d notice same trend in other countries where they also have operations or where noodles are a staple meal. Hard to make causative conclusions.

This is a chart visualising Nigeria's population growth from 1990 on. As you can see, sometime from the mid 90s, there was a dramatic uptick in the number of Nigerian babies coming into the world. Population growth is primarily a result of environmental factors like economic stability and availability of food. So what could have happened between 1994 and 2000 that led to such dramatic population expansion? Nigeria under Abacha and Abdulsalam was still dealing with the fallout of SAP and even though inflation had come down, most people were still struggling and dirt poor so what environmental factor could explain such strong growth? My analysis points to one simple answer - Dufil Prima's establishment of its first Nigeria factory in 1995. Indomie instant noodles. You can literally draw a direct line between the popularisation of instant noodles in the Nigerian market and the baby boom that happened in Nigeria between 1995 and 2010. Cheap, filling, infinitely customisable, mass-produced, easily transported calories for a market that didn't have money. The point of this tweet isn't about Indomie. It's about the ubiquitous power of foreign influence in Nigeria. Think about it - if millions of Nigerians alive today owe their existence to a decision to expand into Nigeria made in a boardroom in Jakarta, Indonesia in the early 1990s, what effects have the decisions made in infinitely more powerful boardrooms in DC, Paris, London, and Brussels had on Nigeria since 1960? Whenever you wake up...

I normally don't do this (and I won't be doing this again) but this lady needs half a million (naira) urgently for a lifesaving surgery and I'm not in a position to help right now (I've done so more than once before). As your sprit leads, please help her out.

@DavidHundeyin Damn!

The biggest failure of my Nigerian parents' generation was their complete inability to pass on any ideas or ideology of subtance to their children. The ONLY thing they taught their children was "Jesus" and "Muhammad". And those unfortunate children have grown up with Christianity and Islam making up their entire personality. They have nothing else upstairs. Ask the people from that empty-headed generation any question that requires actual thinking or philosophy, and watch how intellectually empty their reply is. "How can I succeed in life?" >50 y.o. Nigerian dummy: "Fear God, pray everyday, don't expose your private parts, read your books in school, Fear God..." "How do I find and keep the right partner?" Elderly Nigerian grave-dodger: "Go to church every week, pray endlessly, maintain your fajinity, and fear God..." "How can we fix Nigeria and make it somewhere people don't need to run away from?" 65 year-old Nigerian oxygen hoarder: "The whole country needs to pray for divine intervention to torsh the hearts of awa lidaz..." An entire generation of olodos who raised even worse dummies than them, but somehow all believe that they did the world a favour by birthing children they had nothing intellectual to pass on to. Everyone else in the world who couldn't pass on economic capital to their children could at least pass on intellectual and moral capital. All that these cemetery-evading dumbos passed on to us was "Fear God, pray, develop a neurotic obsession with your sex organs and everything that has to do with them, pray, and fear God some more." This is the inheritance we were supposed to build into our competitive advantage in a world where serious people live? Damn.

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@ultimate_kombo Kombo you for just add Juve and Sporting CP make the list for complete na

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In 2024, Nigeria imported $3.48M in Coffee, mainly from Uganda ($760k), China ($668k), and India ($374k). With Mai Shayi Coffee Factory in Plateau Jos, a new Nigeria story is evolving.

It’s official — the @TeamCanada women’s hockey team is going to the Olympic final.    Canada is with you all the way 🇨🇦

@Olufemiloye Words on marble!

“A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.” - James Freeman Clarke

We came to Tumbler Ridge so that this community, who has been through the unthinkable, may know that Canadians are with you.

This is an extraordinary photo at an extraordinarily sad time. If there is anything good, this week, it is that we have come together - in a way that others will not, or cannot.

@mrmacaroni That your look in the left frame gives it away, na movie shoot.

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@ManCityUS @ErlingHaaland Lmao, City shades!

Nothing wrong with growing out your hair.

To keep Lagos Clean, the Govt needs to start by mandating every house to have this. Then put a complaint channel for residents to report inefficiency of PSP operators.

This app won’t contain us when this is finished…

Actually the states could use this model to drive accountability across every aspect of local government responsibilities.

Airport Road median cleared by LAWMA. Clean Lagos starts with all of us. @jidesanwoolu @drobafemihamzat @gbenga_omo @gboyegaakosile @LanreBajulaiye @Mr_JAGs @BSaluHundeyin  @Riddwane @Lawma_gov @muyiwag #AGreaterLagosRising #LASG #LAWMA #CleanerLagos #CleanLagosStartsWithMe #OurLagos #EnvironmentalResponsibility #KeepLagosClean

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