kadley

sweet cheeks we love uuuuu

RIP Roy Ayers…. a month ago I was exhausted & in a bad place mentally & my neighbor started playing Everybody Loves the Sunshine softly on her patio & I was instantly uplifted by it. A balm for a weary soul. Thank you for your contribution to music history & humanity 🖤

the dj was never intended to be the focal point. if its not about the music first and your relation to the dance floor then what are we actually doing? you've lost the plot, standing there praising fake gods. no thanks.

Oh great it's kinda warm again now I have to see a bunch of gross white people's feet. It's not sandal szn yet you perverts put the dogs away

america sucks ass and we're so divided, but at least we can all agree that Drake is trash

Why can't I write "LFG" as a CTA

BRUSCHOTTIIII

Sat next to one of the wet dog smelling kinda white ppl on the plane 🫠 how is this aroma produced lmao

@blossomreyn0lds lol yes you're right bb CIGS ARE SO BACK 💘

@kadleysays yess prouda u for quitting vaping!! but ya dude cigs are so back, gotta get back on the ol analog 🚬🚬🚬 lmaoo

Feel proud of myself for quitting vaping but ughh life is so boring now honestly smoking rules 🥺 I miss it so much

@ben_hixon Big hugs to you ❤️‍🩹

golly i'm gully, look at his galoshes

shawty dont play

Jack Nicholson subtly glancing at the camera on purpose to unsettle the audience subliminally in The Shining

I’m not a content creator I’m a discontent creator

"I feel good, GET THE FUCK OUT MY FAACCEEEEE"!!!

not romantic not platonic but cosmically intertwined across every universe

@amphetaminenap Loved it ♥️

i walk back to my car. turn the ignition. stereo comes on. there's a song playing on the radio: LA to new york, new york to LA, all the other states, we could stay up late, or all night. i push the lou donaldson (rip) cassette back into the deck. sweet slumber plays.

i stay at the club til close. compliment the dj (great set) she says come to this afterparty. i say lemme get something to eat and see how i feel. i'd only had soylent, coffee, a martini, wine, and beer. i hit a halal spot. lamb over rice. wait for my order. as soon as it's ready

Went on a first date to a sex positive comedy show called The Slutdown and sat in the front row lol AMA

gonna celebrate thanksgiving by bringing my entire family to see Marcellus Pittman play all night in NYC lfgggg

@realnachoboss you KNOW i would have said something 😘 lets seeee itttttt

have you ever felt the pain of wearing an incredible outfit to work and no one says anything about it -- what so i'm just supposed to know on my own how awesome i look right now ???