Kaeya Tempest

Cracked and made a Throne wish list. throne.com/kaeyatempest (The ‘tism is telling me this is a lie because I’m not a Content Creator. But I will try to shush it up.)

@nostalgiacore I know that a friend of mine, back in the days, lost more than a dozen of these because they would rebound so high that they would end up on the roof of her apartment building.

If you were a kid from the 90s/00s, you know exactly what these smell like, what the texture is like inside, and you may even know what they taste like

@woofknight Can even add other things too. I would sometimes buy spicy salami and had it together with more cheese back when I ate it more often. (Frozen pizza sauces are too acidic for my stomach nowadays.🫩)

@BongOfHolding @adamtotscomix Not what I meant. I’m talking about someone or something with bad intentions stealing the kid’s identity.

@kaeya_tempest @adamtotscomix I’m sure the kid would say something if everyone was calling him duncan and he’s never been called that before.

Missing (1/6)

@BugmanTools @adamtotscomix To be fair if it wasn’t human to begin with our biological rules may not apply. It just feel like the clown messing up this close to the end of some ritual felt like a set up.

@kaeya_tempest @adamtotscomix They would have tested the face and kid, you can’t just mix and match without there being a lot of problems

@lookanothermatt I have this ice tray that make Christmas gifts shaped ice cubes (like gift box with a bow) and now I’m giggling at presenting those peoples with glasses filled with Christmas gifts shaped ice cube and being screamed at about witchcraft or some other kind of nonsense.

People in the comments asking how they made star shaped ice cubes I worry about the stupidity on this app

@KraxOkasaki Diablo: If something happens to my stepchildren you are dead.

Bond so strong they dont even need words to communicate anymore

@GATO_N3GRO The tail being from a lizard adjacent species just make me think of those lizards that cut off their tails when they get stuck I have seen videos of lizards dumping their tails when they weren’t even THAT stuck Now I keep thinking of the tail falling off as soon as they buckle up

I want to know if this makes sense

@wine_x13 If that man is on a boat fishing he has no business being surprised about peoples hanging out in silence just doing their thing. (I know it doesn’t mention fishing. It’s just a very popular out of town and on a boat activity that men like to do together.)

A friend’s husband and son are out of town, so we planned a reading date. Last night, I went to her house and we sat on the deck reading. At one point, her husband texted and asked what she was doing. She told him that she and I were sitting on the deck reading. Him: To each other? Her: No. Him: You are both just sitting there silently reading? Not talking or anything? Her: Well, we occasionally might share something. We are reading the same book. Him: Wait, you are sharing a book but each reading silently from the same book? Her: No. We each have our own copy of the same book and we are reading at the same time in the same location. Him: So, this is a book club meeting? I didn’t know you had a book club. Her: We don’t. We are just sitting together, reading and enjoying the quiet. Him: That’s weird. Her: Okay. Have fun on the boat. Be safe. Love you. Her to me: This is what it is like being married to a man who doesn’t read for pleasure.🤭

@Autistic_Lauren My skin is fine in the sun. It’s my eyes that get fucked up. It hurts so bad and it feels like I can sense every nerves and synapses vibrate with pain. I had to get transition glasses because there is no way my AuDHD ass is remembering sunglasses and without them I can’t see.

Asking autistics, do you struggle with handling sunlight?

@Favwontmiss Or those time where you have a vague feeling of dread and can’t pinpoint it and explain the feeling well so they dismiss it as being anxious or something and then you are proved right.

Autistic pattern recognition is a gift with a catch, you spend a lot of time knowing things you can’t prove yet to people who need to see it first to believe it

@MuiizWayne I hate it when I start reading a story and it turn into what is basically untagged harem plot. 😩 Stories where all the female characters start fawning over the main character and even fighting each other over him and trying to one up each other to be the most useful/liked one.

The Main lead having multiple love interests.🫩

@CactusOfSupply I have been informed that I have been actively depressive since I was 5 yo. I always thought it was just normal, but nope. Wanting to disappear so completely that even your image disappears from photos so that no one get hurt by you being gone wasn’t normal 5yo thoughts. 😬

"10 year olds can't get depressed" tell me you're stupid without telling me you're stupid

@anthony64748247 @reddit_lies Right? My first thought reading the post was that he put his dick somewhere it shouldn’t have been or did something he shouldn’t have with it and it either got stuck, mangled and/or infected so they had no other choice but to amputate it to save him.

@reddit_lies this is obviously not a “trans regret” thing idk what stupid thing he did with his dick but 😑 once again transitioning is a very hard process that takes years before anyone would even consider operating on you… no one just impulsively *gets* bottom surgery

@AquelaLara The kind of dice that should be required when a bard try to seduce a dragon and ONLY a Critical Win can ensure the dragon is successfully wooed. 🤣

Vendo dado raro de 327 lados para RPG. Se você não entende de RPG, por favor não opine.

@sorrowblck Thought it was Till wearing Rock!Ivan’s clothes the first time I saw the pic. 😂

till (this guy even looks like him)

@maomao09diaries He is so adorable! But I gotta admit this edit reaffirm the realization that "Nii-chan" is 80-90% of Kotaro’s vocabulary. 🤣

KOTARO (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕)♡

@woodenh3arts Both. It switches and sometimes I forget words in one language and switch to the other language.

To people who speak multiple languages what language are your thoughts in

@woofknight I get depressed whenever I see Back to School ads. I have been done with school for years! Can it stop at some point?! 😂

@MildMarshMellow The even more harrowing part is that those are only the KNOWN ones. There may be others that died because of chatbox without anyone knowing that it was the cause. Or people that died because of it and family didn’t divulge information about it.

the QR code leads to the wikipedia page for deaths caused by chatbots and holy shit I did not think it would be this long. this is harrowing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_li…