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Health/symptom trackers that ask me to log whether I feel tired: please know that I have always been and always will be tired, from age 14 until the sweet release of death.
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geriatric millennial roosevelt
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geriatric millennial roosevelt
@kafekaigala
very stable genius, occasional lawyer, millennials are screwed so let's have a good time
next to my dog Katılım Mayıs 2011
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@MrsCMFrancis @AilemaSset A human being has to sew every single seam by hand so yes I agree $40 is criminal in that they're not getting paid anything close to a living wage to do that
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I feel like the fact that women’s jeans at Old Navy are now $70 just really drives home the fact that this is the new normal and prices are simply up to stay.
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@nickimoraa I have kids but I am in agreement about weekend sports. What do you mean I'm supposed to leave the house? On a Saturday morning?
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Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb.
I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣
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@legallyypink "can you deliver, I need it right now" ma'am I am not piling my kids in the car to deliver an extremely ugly Lowe's chandelier to you for free. Porch pickup or it's going out with the trash on Tuesday.
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The bossiness and entitlement in buy nothing groups is unmatched
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@legallyypink Need to get everyone else out of my house so I can have a Saturday like this!
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It appears that a Polymarket account called "Magamyman" made $515,000 in a single day betting on last night's U.S. strike on Iran, with the first trade placed 71 minutes before the news broke publicly.
When this person bought in, the market had this at a 17% probability. They turned roughly $87,000 into over half a million dollars overnight.
Reminder that Donald Trump Jr. sits on Polymarket's advisory board and his firm invested double-digit millions into the platform last year. The DOJ and CFTC both had active investigations into Polymarket that were dropped after Trump took office.
Prediction markets cannot be a vehicle for profiting off advance knowledge of military action.
We need answers, transparency, and oversight.
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@Trumpistas @Pravonapadenie Totally. I don't fault her for that program composition. It was smart.
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@kafekaigala @Pravonapadenie Well, to be fair the only reason she did it was because THEY incentivized her to do it via the rule set at that time.
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She squeezed every possible point out of the rules, and immediately after this burned out so completely that she had to quit sports forever at the ripe old age of seventeen.
Rina Lu🇷🇺@rinalu_
When Russia plays by the rules too well, they just change the rules. At the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, Zagitova built her free skate in a way that squeezed every possible point out of the rules. All her jumps were placed in the second half, where they earned bonus points. It was a very smart and perfectly executed move. After that season, the International Skating Union limited how many jumps could get the second-half bonus. People started calling it the Zagitova Rule.
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He agreed to protect pedophiles for the government and in exchange he gets to do make a wish side quests on taxpayer money. Like, it actually makes a ton of sense, he took a job he's wildly unqualified for and agreed not to do correctly or at all, so he might as well whoop it up before he goes to hell
William Turton@WilliamTurton
A source sent me this video of FBI Director Kash Patel partying with the US Men's Olympic Hockey team.
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Your tax dollars paid for this dipshit to fly on a Gulfstream G550 to Milan to cosplay as an olympian. Can someone in Congress please subpoena how much Patel's make-a-wish trip cost us?
William Turton@WilliamTurton
A source sent me this video of FBI Director Kash Patel partying with the US Men's Olympic Hockey team.
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See at least in the winter games the ice is *right there* when you get hurt. Don't have to wait to get the "I" in RICE. Just like still and you're already at 2/4.
Michał@majkeI1999
Sport to zdrowie !!!!!111111!!!!!!!! x.com/Bot_barry_/sta…
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@2024dion My kingdom for a decent place to try on pants, from more than one brand, before I buy them
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People act like it’s obvious why malls are disappearing but I actually find it quite surprising. Retail spending is dramatically higher today than a few decades ago and e-commerce only accounts for ~15% of sales. Strip malls and big box stores didn’t fall off. “Experiences” are more important in the consumer market than ever—restaurants have gotten more texture, target has ikeafied, escape rooms and the like have had huge waves, etc. Mall death seems more mysterious than it’s made out to be
Mr. P. Explores@ExploresMr
Four scenes from the abandoned (and nearly completely demolished as of today) Century III Mall near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Opened in 1979, closed in 2019. When it opened, it was the third largest in the world. Now, demolition is nearly complete; an era is at an end...
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@_sorrengailll I'm ugly whether I wear it or not so might as well save myself the time and expense 🤷🏻♀️
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@RealBirdLawyer It's always the ones you most expect
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Raising kids with my greatest fear being that they turn out like me is not going well
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1. Demand passports to vote.
2. Make it harder to get passports:
WHYY News@WHYYNews
The U.S. State Department has ordered certain public libraries nationwide to cease processing passport applications, disrupting a long-standing service that librarians say their communities have come to rely on and that has run smoothly for years. bit.ly/4qwOviL
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@tbonier Imagine someone quoting Nelson Mandela and immediately interpreting it as an attack.
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These people fantasize about living in a country where athletes who are critical of the regime are forced to return home.
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV
🚨 JUST IN: Growing calls from Americans to send Team USA athletes home from the Winter Olympics in Italy if they disparage the United States on the world stage.
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@ChiefsfanCHI23 It is though. The ACL is a stabilizer. The best way to protect the knee and keep it stabilized is having strong thighs to help keep the knee stable.
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@_alikazam We adore Rebeca Andrade for many reasons, one of which is making sure this person didn't become even more insufferable by winning gold
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@ChiefsfanCHI23 She crashed because she hit a gate. Has nothing to do with her leg.
Also, she has quads of steel, more than up to the task of holding her knee in place.
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Why was Lindsey Vonn skiing on a torn ACL to begin with? That’s a stupid decision for a 20 year old let alone a 41 year old. Idiotic.
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