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geriatric millennial roosevelt

@kafekaigala

very stable genius, occasional lawyer, millennials are screwed so let's have a good time

next to my dog Katılım Mayıs 2011
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geriatric millennial roosevelt@kafekaigala·
Health/symptom trackers that ask me to log whether I feel tired: please know that I have always been and always will be tired, from age 14 until the sweet release of death.
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Caitlin Francis
Caitlin Francis@MrsCMFrancis·
I feel like the fact that women’s jeans at Old Navy are now $70 just really drives home the fact that this is the new normal and prices are simply up to stay.
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Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb. I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣
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geriatric millennial roosevelt@kafekaigala·
@legallyypink "can you deliver, I need it right now" ma'am I am not piling my kids in the car to deliver an extremely ugly Lowe's chandelier to you for free. Porch pickup or it's going out with the trash on Tuesday.
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Mike Levin
Mike Levin@MikeLevin·
It appears that a Polymarket account called "Magamyman" made $515,000 in a single day betting on last night's U.S. strike on Iran, with the first trade placed 71 minutes before the news broke publicly. When this person bought in, the market had this at a 17% probability. They turned roughly $87,000 into over half a million dollars overnight. Reminder that Donald Trump Jr. sits on Polymarket's advisory board and his firm invested double-digit millions into the platform last year. The DOJ and CFTC both had active investigations into Polymarket that were dropped after Trump took office. Prediction markets cannot be a vehicle for profiting off advance knowledge of military action. We need answers, transparency, and oversight.
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Trumpistas@Trumpistas·
@kafekaigala @Pravonapadenie Well, to be fair the only reason she did it was because THEY incentivized her to do it via the rule set at that time.
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Eric Nathan@BarstoolNate·
He agreed to protect pedophiles for the government and in exchange he gets to do make a wish side quests on taxpayer money. Like, it actually makes a ton of sense, he took a job he's wildly unqualified for and agreed not to do correctly or at all, so he might as well whoop it up before he goes to hell
William Turton@WilliamTurton

A source sent me this video of FBI Director Kash Patel partying with the US Men's Olympic Hockey team.

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Dion
Dion@2024dion·
People act like it’s obvious why malls are disappearing but I actually find it quite surprising. Retail spending is dramatically higher today than a few decades ago and e-commerce only accounts for ~15% of sales. Strip malls and big box stores didn’t fall off. “Experiences” are more important in the consumer market than ever—restaurants have gotten more texture, target has ikeafied, escape rooms and the like have had huge waves, etc. Mall death seems more mysterious than it’s made out to be
Mr. P. Explores@ExploresMr

Four scenes from the abandoned (and nearly completely demolished as of today) Century III Mall near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Opened in 1979, closed in 2019. When it opened, it was the third largest in the world. Now, demolition is nearly complete; an era is at an end...

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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?
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geriatric millennial roosevelt@kafekaigala·
Raising kids with my greatest fear being that they turn out like me is not going well
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geriatric millennial roosevelt@kafekaigala·
@ChiefsfanCHI23 It is though. The ACL is a stabilizer. The best way to protect the knee and keep it stabilized is having strong thighs to help keep the knee stable.
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geriatric millennial roosevelt@kafekaigala·
@_alikazam We adore Rebeca Andrade for many reasons, one of which is making sure this person didn't become even more insufferable by winning gold
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Ali ✨@_alikazam·
My finger slipped
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geriatric millennial roosevelt@kafekaigala·
@ChiefsfanCHI23 She crashed because she hit a gate. Has nothing to do with her leg. Also, she has quads of steel, more than up to the task of holding her knee in place.
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DJ Jazzy Juris Doctor 2.0
DJ Jazzy Juris Doctor 2.0@ChiefsfanCHI23·
Why was Lindsey Vonn skiing on a torn ACL to begin with? That’s a stupid decision for a 20 year old let alone a 41 year old. Idiotic.
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