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hihi im aurie and i really love project hail mary hehh, i also love astronomy and reading. and video games.. #promotwt #phmtwt #booktwt

us small accounts when tweeting:

@polkadotprincw Moots?

𓈒⠀ᜒ⬭ᩙᮬ looking for mooties ૮꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ˬ o̴̶̷̤ ྀི꒱ა ⋆｡˚ Loverow ♪ ♪ They/Any ᩠᮫ ✿ິ᤻ Princeprincess ⊹ ₊ ୧ ⏝ི. ゜ ifb゜ → block freely/DNI Pure Vanilla Cookie yumes and friends of them #promotwt #pjsktwt #ribbontwt #princesstwt

@hailphage I saw astronomy and reading so I followed 🙂‍↕️

2019 me wouldn't believe a single word of my life today i carry their memories, but to them, i’m just a stranger telling a story that sounds like a lie

dark chamber of death. sounds interesting 🤔

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me having 47 creative new ideas at 3am instead of sleeping

day 07 the quiz said i loathe the sun so i took the 60 minutes of steps into the night

people think the "reveal" is the funny part but for me, the atmosphere was just ruined. she messaged me so many times after that but once you fake the frequency like that the trust is gone 🤷 stay safe today. some pranks aren't worth the static

then april 1st hits she messages me: "there’s something i’ve been hiding... i'm actually a guy" i was stunned. i didn't think she was lying until she sent a VM with a deep voice just to "confirm" it

thinking about the time an april fools prank actually killed a connection. i used to talk to this girl online. we were in the same orbit for a while, constant interactions here and there on the tl. everything was pretty normal 🔽

the thing is... she was actually a girl she just wanted to see my reaction. she committed so hard to the bit that she faked a whole identity shift just for a joke

Wishing you a gentle April 🐾🤍

Yes with rizz

@luneluster they act like they know the whole city like the back of their hands and then stop at every point asking random strangers for directions

Bro why dont cab drivers actually use the fuckin maps anymore 🧍‍♀️ bouta fight someone