Phillip Payne

@oelma__ That it's overcooked

What’s your first thought when you see this steak ?

When you were a teenager, did you have a poster stuck on your bedroom wall? What was it of?

@FoodPleaser Putting it on a small paper plate.

🚨🍕 What instantly ruins a pizza?

@Stanley45438379 Money is a primate written in haste.

Genius only, give me a sentence 😤

@shouq_al90149 Only one, and she died when I was five.

Did you actually get to grow up Knowing??

@GraveyardKing44 Carrie isn't the greatest film in the world, but it's infinitely better than the unaccountably popular Friday the 13th.

Which film would you rather watch? 👀🎬 -Carrie 🩸🩸 (1976) -Friday The 13th 🪓🪓 (1980)

@WHATSFORDlNNER Mustard on my sausages, and you can keep the mushrooms, thanks.

Red sauce, brown sauce, or are you a "no sauce" purist? 🤔

@Ravenismeee Literally

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@conquertheno How this inane slop every got beyond a pilot episode is beyond me.

What's playing in a loop on your TV?

@Hania16836 It's undignified for the person doing it, and irksome for everyone that can hear it.

@CozycupC6149 That I'm coming round to your place for dinner tomorrow evening...

What’s your first thought when you see my dinner?

@Ravenismeee The one on the right.

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

Guys what do I put here in the corner?

@ThatEricAlper But the first proper album I ever bought was this... and still the greatest.

What was the first album you bought with your own money?

Name a famous Jack..

@lady_valor_07 Insanity

What would you call this?

@CuriosityonX I think it may have been Edwina Currie.

65 million years ago, something fell from the sky and wiped out the dinosaurs. What if the asteroid wasn't an asteroid? What if it was a spaceship and we're the aliens?

What's a great song from an iconic woman in music?

@chefsevenn I couldn't bear to eat anything off this aesthetically beautiful dish... I'd just sit there admiring it!

Protein or veggies first? 🥗🔥