ryan duckling

hi guys -- I'm quitting this place. but there's somewhere you can find me! It's here! follow me! or don't?

@alfietempleman hey can you play candyfloss in brooklyn tomorrow. pretty please. thanks boss

@GovParsonMO @Missouri_NG STOP THE EXECUTION

moving into my new apartment this weekend. struggled to find a friend with a car but one guy came through for me and i'm really excited t(phone rings) hold on. hello, mr. beshear?

not even mentioning the FTP song houdini that this is all based on despite it being the best song of the three by a country mile. pop crave is a menace to society.

@poisonjr because it's in florida

it's profane to me to think of Sesame Street as having "seasons"

hi y'all. I'm gonna open a gfm bc things went from bad to worse. me, my mom and sis officially don't have a home

should be number one idc...............

gonna be spicy as a Beatles fan and say that if ur gonna choose one Beatles album as The Best this is a perfectly respectable and valid choice

8.95 an hour when a studio apt in orlando costs like 1500/month lol

NICOLE MALLIOTAKIS WORKING THE MORNING SHIFT AT THE BAY RIDGE FOODTOWN: yea sorry I can't be at the register I'm uhhh running for representative of the frozen food district. very busy campaigning. need a raise btw.

when I'm in a doing anything but working an actual job competition and my opponent is nicole malliotakis

Not even kidding when I say seeing HTYD2 in theaters was one of my most visceral film watching experiences. One of the best animated fantasy films ever idc

i listened to this episode earlier this week and keep coming back to it. an entire astroturfed movement supporting a guy in a local news story. people en masse claiming he -- who factually and undeniably committed manslaughter -- was innocent. def give it a listen.

this is what hannah conda saw when tia and la grande dame were quickstepping

i might forgive ukvtw1 if this season stays the course

when i expected tia and scarlet to get fucked by production and it feels like a tia/scarlet/marina/LGD top four edit more and more

RIP Janice ❤️ this show meant so much to me as a kid

meanwhile if somerton has succeeded (which ofc i hope he hasn't) this is going to have huge repercussions for harry, not the people who went against his wishes and made this discussion of how egregious plagiarism is on a wide scale into one-man youtube drama.

the hbomberguy subreddit -- which has been obsessing over james somerton's every move for the last four months contrary to what harry requested very clearly -- is now quaking over what may have happened. oopsy whoopsy.