I finally got on the apps and it is an absolutely fantastic time to be a guy. The ladies on there are just like “please i just need a man who brushes his teeth and thinks I should be able to vote”
I don’t care if you listened to a Huberman Lab episode about the self-actualization benefits of screaming at the gym. A sharp exhale will do. Keep that Thu’um tucked, king. Look around you - We’re in an LA fitness.
Whenever a newsworthy thing drops the whole feed is just vague, contextless reactions to it. “Wow this thing that happened is crazy” said in a void but has 1.2 million likes. Why are you gatekeeping the headline here man. I haven’t been on my phone in a while just spill the beans
Oral hygienist found a bump. Said I have to stop my nightly routine of swishing the ichor I found in an unmarked barrel in an industrial park last month. #sigh#tgif