kallie

@Kardashev_Scale exactly. i’m not THAT crazy

me: solely listens to true crime podcasts, general distrust of men also me: suggests hiking as a second date

and i WISH i could blame it all on the pandemic lol

the closest i’ve gotten to hanging out with a guy lately was when his bitmoji popped up while i was typing

when he hits you up first but now you’re the one chasing

everyone’s relationship advice is so contradictory “you’re not putting yourself out there enough” vs “it’ll happen when you least expect it” “you’re too picky” vs “don’t settle” “shoot your shot” vs “don’t be intimating” like, you guys know im confused right

hahahaha us @WytheDodson

do you strictly buy man scented room sprays, candles, and diffusers or are you not ✨extremely alone✨

@kendbleakley @lovelytheband @kallie 😭😭my favorite place to be

My phone is out of storage so I’m cleaning out my camera roll and I just want to say that I freaking miss concerts. (Especially @lovelytheband ones with @Kallie sager)

i’ve reached the point in adulthood where some sandwiches just “have too much bread”

ceo of hurting my own feelings lmao

my toxic trait is that i NEVER set a timer when i’m cooking or baking and just do the math and tell myself what time to take it out and i forget

the fact that i read “amos” as the name Amos instead of “add me on snap” proves that i’m too old for this

I haven’t felt fly like a g6 lately

i know it’s for convenience sake, but it hurts my ego when cashiers don’t hesitate to press “NO” when it asks “is the customer under 40?”

is your snap memories full of pictures of you crying or are you normal

if only guys loved me as much as their moms do

i have my good perfume for “special occasions” and i just put it on to go to walmart so that’s where we’re at