Uncle Badmus

Man to man:

This muscular guy has for 30 mins now, been at one corner of this bar, explaining to (obviously) his gf that the person he sent that “I love you” WhatsApp message to is NOT a current lover but an ex. Man has heroically explained in 3 different languages now but the babe at the other end of the call is not having it and his tone has now changed. His voice is weepy already. Muscular guy. Almost shedding tears. Apparently the babe has decided to break up with him. Probably not his first time. She is no longer having it. His eyes are red as he sips his beer ferociously, in frustration. But this is the funny part. This thing is happening right here and right now before my eyes🤣 There are SIX earth bound spirits who are sucking off his own satisfaction from the beer. Drinking with him but MOCKING HIM and having a good laugh. One of them is disgusted and says that left to him, he would just k!ll him himself. He (the earthbound spirit) is not happy that he cannot cause harm cause the Laws don’t permit him to, plus they notice the presence of myself and another lady across the bar who is also on her own, which made me notice her too. But we both look away. Not our business. The cause of their amusement? This guy is guilty and lying but the girl at the other end of the call? More guilty as she is started cheating before him. She has found her perfect alibi and is definitely capitalizing on it. My favorite guy amongst these pitifully lost souls is the guy on the facecap who is obviously disgusted at the weakness of the guy. Obviously a member of the patriarchy, nether realms branch. Top guy 😎 Muscular guys <<<<<<<<<🗑️🚮

Why do men think silence solves issues?

I will never advise anybody to stay in an apartment where you share prepaid meter with neighbors. Our light finished today, so I told my neighbor to contribute so we could recharge. She said she didn’t have money and she didn’t even need the light. I said no problem and used my own money to subscribe 2K just so I could manage till morning. Later, I wanted to fetch water and noticed the tap was not rushing, I stepped outside only to discover madam has turned on her light, AC working perfectly, enjoying herself comfortably with the same light she claimed she didn’t need. See ehn, it’s not even about the money alone. It’s the mindset. If you know you’ll still use the light, why not contribute from the beginning instead of pretending you’re not interested? Should I go and knock at her door or do I just turn off her light? What would you do if you were me?

Singapore has no oil. Rwanda has no oil. Japan imports almost everything. Nigeria has oil, gas, gold, lithium and millions of young people. So what exactly is our excuse?

🇺🇸 🇨🇳 Chinese soldier holds steady as Air Force One roars only meters away.

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After Scofield, T-Bag is the smartest character in Prison Break.

Wake tf up bruhh, meet Alex..

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Anybody can get cheated on, weak man , strong man, odogwu, gym bro, snatched body, figure 8, anybody can get it at anytime. Don’t say it can never happen to you because i can happen to you like mad.

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A standard Rolex has about 200 moving parts. The Patek Philippe on Jay-Z's wrist at the Met Gala has 1,580. Patek spent 8 years designing it. Then over 100,000 hours building the first one. About 11 straight years of someone working 24 hours a day, no breaks. It's called the Grandmaster Chime, the most complicated wristwatch Patek has ever made. The inner mechanism alone has 1,366 parts. It fits in a circle smaller than an Oreo cookie. The outer case adds another 214 parts, and the case alone took four years to design. In watchmaking, a "complication" is just any function beyond telling you the time. Most watches in the "grand complication" category have 5 to 7. This one has 20. When it launched, no wristwatch in history had combined that many. It tracks the phase of the moon, accurate to one day's drift over 122 years. It also has five different ways to chime: one that automatically rings the hours and quarters, one that rings only the quarters, one you press a button to hear the current time, one that rings whatever alarm time you set, and one that chimes today's date on demand. The last two had never existed in any watch before. Both were invented by Patek's own president, Thierry Stern, a trained watchmaker himself. The chiming makes this watch nearly impossible to copy. Inside each one are tiny coiled steel wires called gongs. A single watchmaker shapes and tunes each gong by hand, testing every note with their own ears. Just putting one chime mechanism together takes 200 to 300 hours. Then the watch goes into a soundproof chamber where the chime gets recorded and compared against decades of past Patek chimes. Only then is it brought to Thierry Stern. He listens. If he doesn't like the sound, the watch goes back. Sometimes more than once. A rejected watch can take 500 hours of rebuilding before he approves it. This watch holds four power springs in total. One is dedicated to the chimes alone, separate from the spring driving the time. Inside the mechanism is a ball bearing 7.2mm wide. It holds seven steel balls, each 0.3mm across, smaller than grains of fine sand. They handle 1,700 gram-millimetres of twisting force from the chime springs without slipping. The case has 11 holes drilled through it for buttons and pushers, and somehow none of them ruin the chamber that lets the chimes ring out clearly. The case itself flips around to show either of its two different dials. Fewer than five workshops on the planet can build something at this level. Patek Philippe is the one all the others measure themselves against. Jay-Z's version lists at $6.5 million. The unique steel version sold for $31 million at Christie's in 2019. It still holds the record for the most expensive watch ever sold at auction.