kalum snelling

@tbassant47 won the lottery and is very robbable

Frank @RSPCA_official Frank Frank

@taine_bassant Neck

Can finally announce I’m the ceo of weight watchers

@louis_weller1 You’d need inspector gadget to hold a gun to your head mate

I reckon if you held a gun to my head and said eat 100 Kit Kat chunkys or die, I could do it then eat another 100 to celebrate

@lillieseeds Have you heard of returning

The fact I have two new skirts that I won't be able to wear due to England's weather,saddens me:(

@lillieseeds @Snapchat @elonmusk there has to be a fix for this

So @Snapchat updated on it own and I want it to un update back to what was once normal .. I hate it

@lillieseeds You up?

All I do is nap

@lillieseeds This is terrifying they could make it into a horro

Today I dropped 3 pints down me and at the same time then went to get tissue and the glass exploded and smashed everywhere... mood

@lillieseeds @MileyCyrus Could name a few

No voice like @MileyCyrus unreal performer😍

@lillieseeds This was an exhilarating read please update us

Ever get so caught up in your own zone out that you miss the train you’ve been standing and waiting for? Same. Currently waiting with my eyes very much open for the next one in half hour.

@lillieseeds Very dramatic this one

This week marks the last 5 days at drama school . Shall I start crying now ? Is that to dramatic ?

@lillieseeds Good luck mate that’s a really specific category

Will now only be going out with men that describe me as ‘a shot of espresso’… any issues pls take up with Andrew Garfield x

@lillieseeds Controversial take this one lil

I’m obsessed with watching sea food boils but I hate sea food.

@louis_weller1 You get coop discount and you want more off?

Wait do another Black Friday I wasn’t ready

@louis_weller1 @ComingHomeDays Has to be

@ComingHomeDays @kalsnell is this factual?

Can I get a bacon baguette please

Love love laugh

@harryrobson09 This tweet just killed Bitcoin you shouldn’t tweet if you know you have this power over the market you are killing hardworking peoples assets

Giroud the best striker on this planet

Joely moly