Kalyany's Raps

My gynecologist gave me cyclobenzaprine for my period cramps while I *try* to settle into norethindrone. What side effects will I have?

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The only correct answer.

@fabrichnovas I refuse to update the bird app even though I can't even see my tl anymore

is it time for me to finally give in and update twitter so i can get replies back

I was today years old when I found out that John Summit went to University of Illinois and grew up in NAPERVILLE

@amanda_carmela Felt, a breakfast sandwich is the main thing i would look forward to in a 10 hour day

Today's my first 10-hour work day in the office for the summer, and I went to go microwave my breakfast sandwich only to realize I forgot it at home. What a disappointing way to start the day! 😩

@fabrichnovas So...half asian?

nether apparently

@arabianpike I can confirm that University of Illinois does NOT do this. Instead they just mispronounce mine and all of my friends names

‼️‼️‼️the university of minnesota does this

nothing has changed they just got tired of it lol

full routine

@fabrichnovas Well,, I hope if you have to faint in public again that it's in the presence of LCK or another Taiwanese gymnast

i survived the plane ride (beautiful 777 300-ER, very smooth ride) only to faint in the middle of the train station and immediately establish myself as a disappointment to the beautiful nation of taiwan

in lacrime ma sono in pace con il suo ritiro, ha dato a questo sport tutto quello che poteva dare poter seguire la sua carriera è stato un privilegio e la sua perseveranza non verrà dimenticata grazie di tutto giorgina, ora goditi la vita vera ❤️

@fabrichnovas Have you passed out yet? Or gotten sleep? What kind of plane are you on?

anyway about to board a 15 hour flight. AMA. entertain me i will only be responding in qrts

At least she can enjoy her parm in peace

🚨 Pacific Reign announces they’re starting a MAG program!! 🚨 The coach will be Norimasa Iwai, formerly at Texas Dreams, 2000 Olympian 🇯🇵, father of Jun and Momo Iwai, and widely considered to be the best technical/developmental MAG coach in the USA

@eviljayclark Ykw if I was getting a PhD in psychology I would be studying the people that go to Liberty University

somehow ended up on shawn johson instagram and her husband is getting a PhD in psychology from liberty university. OK.

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@Gymburneracc This is the best news I've heard all week!!!

@kalysbars He got life in prison without chance of release 🙌

I have jury duty and the trial is for repeated sexual assault of multiple minors.

And they better not ban this or deduct points either.