Karlene Amos

@stephenkamos had a fab time this evening at your gig for my husbands 50th. Well you weren’t there just for his 50th but you know what we mean! Thank you for finding the funny as always

@MatthewCull1 , hoping this will make you smile today xx

@MatthewCull1 Do I even want to ask? Lol

@MatthewCull1 The best episode of reality tv ever I think. Tonight better keep up momentum

@MatthewCull1 Just shows how unhinged she is. Wonder if she thinks being sacked is also a lifestyle choice? Good riddance. How many more left to go? #GEnow

@MatthewCull1 Judas Priest! Where are you? X

Trainstopping

@Deliveroo really poor taste when my local harvester burnt down 2 weeks ago so I doubt it is trending

@Deliveroo really poor taste on a email I got today about my local harvester that burnt down 2 weeks ago!

@MatthewCull1 Did you make it to the Bridges of three?

@MatthewCull1 @slondonuk Wonder why they stopped teaching that, lol

@MatthewCull1 @slondonuk 2p? How did you even find that out?

@MatthewCull1 I’ve just watched it twice! I’m crying. Not seen end result yet though. I was going to text you as knew you would like him

@Fanta_GB Ice cream float

We’re sniffing out that there might be a #WhatTheFanta flavour clue somewhere in here. 😏 What do you think? It’s almost as if it’s right under our nose… 👁️👃👁️

Following today's revelations that King Charles has an estimated personal fortune of £1.8 Billion, in Parliament I called for a debate on whether public money should be being spent on the Coronation - especially given the very difficult economic situation so many people are in.

When the vast majority stop buying the bull then your number’s up. Thankfully, we’ve finally reached that place. Brilliant summarisation from this woman! 👏

Okay, well, this is a bit brilliant. The definitive version of this gag reply:

We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @borisjohnson You make me sick.

@stephenkamos And Fiona Bruce is ok to say Stanley Johnson breaking his wife’s nose was ‘one off domestic abuse’! Vile

He’s a football pundit not the chairman of the BBC ffs

Guess what kids? One-off domestic violence is still domestic violence. Absolutely disgraceful from Fiona Bruce.