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@kamutigregory

made of steel

nairobi Katılım Aralık 2012
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FC Kibe
FC Kibe@Kibet_Goat·
My pal wants to trade in his Nissan March, kama uko na punda mbili sai biashara ya haraka
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TurboDiesel
TurboDiesel@alexmwanzo·
Client natafta gearbox ya wish Me iko 60k Whaa hakuna ya 50 Am like hmm sawa leta Client : nlikuwa ntaka kujua bei Am like uhhmmm okay Comes back after 2 weeks Niaje bro 40 inaweza? Am like no Him: napata na 40 Me :buy huko Crickets Texts me again after a week Niaje bro ile gearbox bado iko? Me yes Him: chukua 45 Me .No am getting it for 47 and giving you at 50 Hi:48k bas Me.No Him.na uko na maringo boss Me :confused
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Crazy Kennar
Crazy Kennar@crazy_kennar·
CURRENCIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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FC Kibe
FC Kibe@Kibet_Goat·
I was convinced to buy a nissan wingroad and life was never the same since then. Repairs after repairs even with premium mechanics with genuine parts. In 2 months I had already replaced the engine and gearbox. I heard one of the mechs akisema uzuri iko na space naeza fugia kuku😭
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khalif kairo
khalif kairo@KhalifKairo·
Next 60 years, i will be somewhere in Jamaica. companies bringing in billions of dollars, Villa by the sea, Godly peace, A yacht and one big jet supported by a PC12 as my sons run my empire. You will be in Gilgil, disturbing your grandchildren with Chang’aa money requests.
MethoDman@polo_kimanii

What this guy @KhalifKairo doesn’t understand is that all is vanity,all the sleepless nights Joburg,kingstone are all for nothing,in the next 60years,him with his 1m+ in his account and me with my 200k+ will be the same,all this we have is temporary,na si ati nawa discourage

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Rein
Rein@Asamoh_·
11:30 am , public auction today at Diamond plaza. Let me talk a walk there. See you @KhalifKairo
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kamuti mwendwa
kamuti mwendwa@kamutigregory·
@Jeshi_LaSifuna You are an elected county senator of Nairobi, what solutions are you providing?
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JESHI LA SIFUNA
JESHI LA SIFUNA@Jeshi_LaSifuna·
Nairobi Has A Clown As The Governor.. Kenya Has A Master Clown As President. 100% Corrupt Zero Development.
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kamuti mwendwa
kamuti mwendwa@kamutigregory·
@ahil_k555 Wanapiga test drive 10kms na wanapotea, sometimes back I suffered while trying to sell my Nissan March
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Ahil
Ahil@ahil_k555·
Now I understand the whole “Proof of Funds required prior to viewing” statement guys post when selling such - thought it was a joke. I’ve shown the car to at least 12 guys - go for a small run round the block, they literally have nothing to pick about the car - then silence. NKT
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Juma G 🇰🇪
Juma G 🇰🇪@jumaf3·
The rain is so heavy that you can't even move... Mad drivers here on Thika Road... Cars not moving bwana...
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PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧
Kumbe nilinunua Beach front property huku Kamulu Joska. Na mniuzie boat sasa 😂
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Embu Car Deals🗨
Embu Car Deals🗨@sheph_murithi·
Toyota NZE 2007 YOM Local Manual (5spd) 1300Cc 146K kms At Sabaki nko direct 630'000•Kshs pocket 0797287556
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Lydia Warui
Lydia Warui@LGWarui·
Do women get married to Kamba men willingly?...most are a disgrace to mankind
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kamuti mwendwa
kamuti mwendwa@kamutigregory·
@KeNHAKenya Good job, consider Kayole junction too, it has become a menace
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Joy Car hire
Joy Car hire@JCarhire·
The Pain of Losing a Car... A Story I Never Thought I’d Tell 💔. Let me tell you a story…not as a car hire company, not as a business owner, but as a human being who experienced that moment where reality suddenly stops making sense. It was a normal night. The car was parked safely at an apartment parking along Kenyatta Road. Nothing unusual. No alarm. No suspicion. Just another routine day closed peacefully. You know that confidence you have when you lock your car and walk away? That silent belief that kesho everything will still be where you left it. That was it. Then morning came. Someone walked down to the parking…and called. That call. The kind that instantly changes your breathing. "Gari haiko." At first, your brain refuses to process. You even laugh kidogo thinking ni confusion. Maybe imeparkwa wrong spot. Maybe caretaker aliisongesha. Maybe mwingine amepark juu yake. So you go physically to confirm. You reach the parking. And there it is… an empty space staring back at you. That silence hits differently. Later we reviewed CCTV footage. And that’s when disbelief turned into shock. The thieves arrived calmly in a Corolla. No hurry. No panic. No fear. For one full hour, walikuwa hapo. One hour. Imagine sleeping peacefully while strangers are outside fighting your car door step by step. They struggled for long… moving around the vehicle… trying different access points… until finally they gained entry kupitia rear left door. Two trackers installed for safety? Disabled right there at the scene. Clean work. Planned work. Professional work. And suddenly you understand, this was not luck. It was intention. From that moment, akili yangu ilihang. I went back to that apartment four different times. Because your mind keeps negotiating with reality. You start doing irrational things. Ushawahi tafuta kitu mpaka kwa sink? Chini ya bed? Kwa balcony? Places you KNOW the car cannot possibly be? Yes. That became me. You walk around hoping maybe… just maybe… it will magically reappear. I left the house at 4am rushing to follow leads. No shower. No breakfast. Nothing. I only realized 17 hours later after police stations, OB numbers, statements, calls, explanations that sikuwa hata nimeoga. You keep narrating the same story: Where was it parked? What time last seen? Who had access? Was it locked? Again. And again. And again. By evening the story stops sounding real even to you. Stress is contagious. By jioni honestly, mtu angesikia conversations zetu angefikiria tumetoroka Mathare tukapewa concoction ya jaba na cookies. That’s how exhausted reasoning becomes. Then trauma starts showing itself in strange ways. Every red car becomes yours. Every passing Demio makes your heart jump. You slow down traffic just to confirm number plate. From then, in every three cars I see… two look like red Demios. Brain refuses closure. For almost 72 hours, appetite disappeared. Today ndiyo nadhani nimekula. But even today, akili bado haijarudi fully. I parked another car absent-mindedly… tukaitafuta almost one hour again. That’s when I realized loss stays in your system. Later along Muindi Mbingu Street, Kanjo stopped me claiming I made a 90° turn. Buana honestly, sikujua hata wanamaanisha nini. Special appreciation to Sikika and everyone who helped amplify the alert, you carried this story far beyond what we could have done alone. Your kindness has truly held us together. So I’m asking again, kindly… 🙏 Continue resharing. You never know who might see something. You never know whose small information might bring it back home. For now, we remain hopeful. Because sometimes hope ndiyo kitu pekee unabaki nayo when logic fails.
Joy Car hire@JCarhire

Ni wapi mtu anaeza piga nduru vizuri? My baby is still missing 😢

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