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@HoneyNoodleSoup U GOT ME THO

I’d rather die alone than use dating apps

@HoneyNoodleSoup おはよー

@evilgirl both

what if i put u in a headlock would u get mad at me or would u cum a little or something

@HoneyNoodleSoup what kind of dosage did u take for u to be able to fall asleep

I took vyvanse n went to sleep, I woke up feeling like I’d done cocaine, I haven’t been this productive in a long time hiiii

@nyanody what rank r u

alright whose playing overwatch with me today ill b ur pocket healer

@HoneyNoodleSoup deadass me with u every day

My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this.

@JagexAsh Do you think that in the future when u mine daeyalt u gain 5 runecrafting xp instead of mining xp, makes the whole grind a lot less abysmal

@bpdstrwberry interesting thought, have u done it so far if yes, thoughts?

i need a fucking zyn in my pussy rn

@tanacetol idk if guild wars 2 would count

i need a new niche dead mmorpg to fixate on

@weedhead4444 i‘d watch that movie

Thinking about when my ex stole for the first time in his life (1 beer) and he immediately got chased by the police and put in the newspaper

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

@madsdelicates my pleasure, neither of us gonna remember it anyways lmaoo

@kangelsh11 that’s very generous thank u

i was born to smoke weed and eat pussy

@HoneyNoodleSoup the expiration date is basically a guarantee from the producer that incase whatever u bought spoils before said date u can ask for a new one without having to pay extra ofc

been drinkin’ expired juice for weeks to prove y’all weak and that the exp date’s a lie

@HoneyNoodleSoup im comin bbygirl

Ngl, infinite sweets and a bf in my bed would be enough

@rattecs ignorance and stupidity are bliss they‘re just a really badly programmed ai

need a slur for people who aimlessly just queue ranked games expecting to improve while running around on autopilot

@amiradaboss421 me rn

I love abusing sedatives I love my life