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@seanhaz @mohammedakunjee They’re not having sex anymore. They’re glued to their phones fixated on the idea of other people having sex, but they’re not actually out there doing the deed anymore. Taking away contraception would just scare them more.

@mohammedakunjee Take away contraception and see if humans stop wanting to have children. Mammals love sex, just like every other sexual organism. I can't think of anything more impactful to passing on your genes.

‘Do you know how hard you have to abuse a mammal for them not to have children?’ (re humanbeings)

@SPMadMax @supertrucker I voted against this. Sadly, Boomers vote and other gens not so much, so they usually get their way.

They even write laws to give each other tax breaks while flipping. Prop 19 allows homeowners over 55 years of age, disabled, or victims of a wildfire or natural disaster, to transfer their lower assessed property value of their primary home to a newly purchased or newly constructed replacement principal residence up to three times...

>It’s 1999. Baby boomers are flipping houses to each other, driving up prices for GenX. >It’s 2008. Baby boomers are flipping houses to each other, driving up prices for Millennials. >It’s 2026. Baby boomers are flipping houses to each other, driving up prices for Zoomers.

@NJP_Productions @trndytrndy It sounds like Hold Music you get after calling a number and screaming at an AI chatbot for 5 minutes and their website looks like this.

@trndytrndy this sounds like the Corporate Memphis artstyle

in a fit of blind rage i came home from work and spent a half hour making this this is what hell sounds like to me

@johumga @Hero_OfThe_Day @NBA Probably a harder foul against OKC will get met with a tech or 2 and get everyone else thrown out of the game.

@Hero_OfThe_Day @NBA Horrible product, however why are these other teams, the Suns in this case not “earning” the fouls? You want to flop give them a reason to hit the ground

Bro, even the 7 footers on OKC are acting like they stepped on a landline from minimum contact!! 😭😭 He even laughs at the end. @NBA is a joke!!

Worlds fastest banana! 😂

タオルの上で気持ちよさそうにしてらっしゃる☺️

@babydumpling24 @nooooo00000 @RamblingGroyper Not to be your meme back to you but they’re King Penguins, not Emperors. Slightly smaller bird. The King Penguin range includes the Falkland Islands, where this photo was taken.

@nooooo00000 @RamblingGroyper I think they only have those disappointing shitty little chinstrap penguins in Argentina. For these emperor bad boys you gotta go to Antarctica 🥶

キングペンギンたちがお寿司になってるところ。フォークランド。 #世界ペンギンの日

@cobraccia @ruchimura_high If it started 5pm Friday on the west coast it was 9am Saturday morning there.

@ruchimura_high Woahhh I guess in Japan it would be morning time. Breakfast and nba playoff might be the greatest ever

今日イチの盛り上がり レブロン同点3PT #NBAHouseJapan

@H33LToe @SpaceCityStepbk It looks like not.

@SpaceCityStepbk Was someone able to get it to Ime?

Free bro #FireIme

@BFolaa @l_se0m Blue rinse to make the color cooler and less yellow.

@l_se0m What’s this ??

外国のブリーチがレベチすぎる

did you know that the original penguin AKA the greater auk (which we hunted to extinction) has a living relative and omg it's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life

@xUf7TqO87q4JIxi @Moonlighhy これらはコキンメフクロウで、アナホリフクロウに似た種です。

@Moonlighhy アナホリフクロウの赤ちゃんかな?

I heard that if you use your hand to block your vision, it will stick its head out and peek.

@TTimms32 @tarantulaross @Moonlighhy It’s Japan.

@tarantulaross @Moonlighhy Looks to be China so what do you expect

@SohnderNordsee @Wisdom_HQ They’re Chinese. The accent is different from Japanese.

@Wisdom_HQ Sounds more Japanese than Chinese. Japanese ends with more vowels. Oclocko Oclocku Chinese don’t do that

😂😂😂

Don't listen to him we are trustworthy.

@gerenukgerenuk @KaihatsuYT The phrase next to Out is actually “chickens out”

New favourite clip from Japanese news just dropped

her ability to serve face.......

Yoshi, meet Yoshi, meet Yoshi. 😂

@Abby26872577891 @hippyresident Terrible grammar fits the theme.

@hippyresident "You are OnlyFans is popping off".

Real lol

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