𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐲 ꕤ but its olivia jones

i hate getting so attached to a non canon ship i’m so blissed out reading these sambucky fics i need to remember they’re not actually gonna sloppy makeout in doomsday

Man the nurses must be so happy to see him whenever he comes in for a blood test

@dearphiloises dating??? we’ve been married three years you must have her confused with someone else

before i deactivate, i wanna clarify i didn't know my private life would be revealed like this. i trusted my moots and friends but it turns out I’m getting exposed. i’m leaving because you are all jealous of me and can’t accept the fact that i'm dating eloise bridgerton

@lovesfranchaela nat has so many good ships 😩

@kanthoise Steve 😭😭😭😭 as for platonic or romantic idek tbh. I saw someone once say Steve/Nat had most complex dynamic in mcu and I kind of agreed (didn’t ship them but ya) 😭😭😭

polling my oomfs what is your favorite mcu character and/or pairing

forgot to mention mine but it’s johnny storm and sambucky (obviously)

@StirlingLetters waittt i might need to revisit monica’s movies i don’t remember much about her 😭

@kanthoise In MCU I guess Sam Peter and Monica are my absolute favorites for paring I'm not sure but in general my favorite characters in marvel are Laura Kinney and Scott Summers

i can’t stand when fandoms hc characters as asexual for the sole purpose of keeping them away from shippers. no character basis or plotline to warrant it just people mad a character could go canon with someone outside of their preferred pairing

this video breaks my heart :( everyone did them SO dirty

on my second watch of thunderbolts and realized the movie starts in the lab where bob was experimented on

The sims team after causing mod breaking, save file corrupting, updates.

this being the first time i’m seeing this

comfort character who has never felt comfort a day in his life

@cinesitcom just found this one but i already know the rest of my day will be me working through the hate sex tag archiveofourown.org/works/76626246

@kanthoise oomf do u have any recs 🤲

reading anything post-thunderbolts knowing that this is the sambucky we’re working with 🚬🚬🚬

just found a post-thunderbolts sambucky hate sex fic i’m gonna need several minutes

deleting all my oliver and amanda fancast posts as we speak

THIS AINT AI??????

simone ashley, the face that launched a thousand ships