

Mongo
8.3K posts

@kaoticanomaly
Coder, writer, teacher. Believer that P=NP (I don't want it to) and "Only pawn, in game of life."








1. healthy baby is born 2. mom takes him to doctor 3. doctor gives him vaccines 4. child develops ear infections and other issues 5. doctor prescribes antibiotics and Tylenol 6. child continues to develop infections and illness 7. doctor prescribes more antibiotics and Tylenol 8. child develops food allergies and eczema 9. doctor gives him more vaccines 10. child develops asthma and ADHD 11. doctor prescribes steroids and Ritalin 12. mom thanks doctor for helping her child GET IT YET?



OMFG the CNBC anchors were puffing up the value of chipmaker Intel, they brought up Trump doing personal trades in the stock, and Jim Cramer stuttered for 15 seconds straight and then was quiet. Was Cramer shocked by the corruption or mad Trump was picking better stocks?


JD Vance says when someone steals over a billion dollars from the government, that’s theft from you


what’s the greatest opening line to a song?