Karrise Willetts

My regret of eating a Dominos always outweighs the feeling of wanting a Dominos, and I feel like I need to pin this tweet as a frequent reminder

Nearly 32 years of age and I’ve just found out I’ve been using “infamous” incorrectly. How many times have I unknowingly been slagging people off lmao

@SophielloydXX I need to know your insight on the horses today

How are people eating full seafood boils in their car??? I open a Greggs packet and there’s enough crumbs to fill a bakery

@virginmedia is the worse service - broadband down for 2 days… can I log it? No! Because their telephone system takes me in circles and I can’t speak to a human. Ridiculous

@SophielloydXX This is what 31 years of friendship does to you

All these years. All these years I’ve never had the pizza from Greggs cause I thought it would be shit. AND LOOK WHAT IVE MISSED OUT ON. Phenomenal 100/10

Constantly apologising, explaining yet getting abused anyway. Everyone who says a simple apology or explanation helps is being naive. This has been his life for the past 38 years. No one can tell him about his own lived experience using their idealistic theories.

If Jonny Davidson said in front of Prince William “your uncle’s a nonce” he’d be hailed as a fucking hero. Do me a favour and watch ‘I swear’ and ‘Tourette’s - I swear I can’t help it.”

Sorry I thought this would have been a given lmao

The absolute embarrassment of having to ring up myprovider to remove the parental lock on my phone 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Why is Tru Fru so expensive it’s literally like CRACK 😭😭😭😭

In honour. My Queen forever. #schittscreek #CatherineOhara

Sorry is Nicki Minaj ACTUALLY a fan of Trump or am I being pranked??? Absolutely abhorrent from her if true

Just found out that they are remaking Highlander with Henry Cavill which is fine, 10/10 casting but I swear to fuck if they don’t have a Queen soundtrack I am going to riot

Sorry if you’re from Luton or Dunstable but both places are absolute shitholes

I really need help understanding what the difference is between cheddar and white cheddar cause all I see in America is “white cheddar” and to me that’s really not giving cheese

The entire UK scrolling through the Beckham memes

That viral SpongeBob dance/song is currently the worst thing ever to come out of 2026

As if Sainsbury’s just sent me a notification to check out my 2025 Nectar wrapped