kaptunkordan

Good morning frens

@LogannGames You have ah commited da grave sin of cheesu violence

Support Walter White

@UniteVids Pokemon Minecraft is hitting people like crack did to niggas in the 80s

🗼✨ A Pokémon Pokopia Player has recreated the Prism Tower from Lumiose City

I like the Japanese term “cheese violence”

@SydusArts2 Brown 🤎 loli

I need to draw Dora again 😆

1 week into the Japan x West exchange

@ku3uyo Hell yeah brother

自動翻訳で謎の国際交流が始まったことにより翻訳後を意識した日本人が海外字幕みたいなツイートし始めててちょっときもい 「それは素敵だね！兄弟！」ってなんやねん 人生でそんなセリフ言ったことないだろ

@tacowasa2nd The block button was invented for a reason far away friend

最近ありがた迷惑なことにフォローもしてないアメリカ人のtweetが勝手に翻訳されて表示されるんだけど、その中で【MAGA】って赤い帽子被ってる人らがいて、みんなとてつもなく頭悪そうな人ばっかなんだよな。 あれなんなんだろ? 頭の悪い人につけるラベルかしら?

@chilime In america we measure stuff with units like bananas or hotdogs. Although this phenomenon seems to be limited to memes or mentally ill people on the website reddit

いいんですか？日本はメートル法を使うのに、部屋の広さは「畳の枚数」で表現する謎の国ですよ？

@TheManlet_King youtu.be/8rK36w44nJc

People used to put their ALL into even seemingly inconsequential stuff. "Oh its a jingle for a kids cartoon about fake animals that probably wont even be seen by anyone? Better LOCK TF IN"

Ingenious.

@ShitpostRock2 You are mentioning ancient dark forces

What's wrong bro? It's just regular anime art

@tanomuzeA Hippopotamus

犬に見えるか、 猫に見えるかでキッパリ割れる芋

@wwardennnnnn Its an april fools joke Big sad

fish is back #samekosaba

The moon did weird stuff to me last night. I got overwhelmed by icky filthy emotions I short circuiteded It was scary

@ShitpostRock2 😁 its me 😄

@DschlopesIsBack Porn and degeneracy has gone too far. And thats coming from a dedicated degenerate account. I wish america was not captured by jews and turned into a new weimar. This shit is not good for you

@SNDN_NM @Dabbert0 Hes hawaiin if memory serves

@kaptunkordan @Dabbert0 Im about 75% sure he was a soldier in the US military. Hey I got that same shirt man that's crazy. Oh tattoos that stop at the sleeve mhm. Yep, same here bud.

I want to know if Japanese really do this

The year is 2002. You just woke up at 3:00am. This is probably on your TV screen.

@haruame0204 Please do not do that to me. I short circuit

いいですか？ 男は女の子に耳元で囁かれたいんです