Kara Ryan

Neverland's Wendy and Cinderella's stepsister Susannah form an unlikely friendship, bonded by their newfound roles as Queens of Magic. Together, they must work to defeat a sinister government agency. The only catch? They're destined to kill each other. #WMPitch #YA #F

Honey, I steamed and boiled the kids

Figure Skating Commentary: Chock designed competitors' costumes! Malinin can backflip for fun! Glenn loves Magic the Gathering! Nauvmov's parents died TRAGICALLY, he is so SAD, let's ask him about his PARENTS

Hubba Hubba AWOOGA AWOOGA

Thirst tweet for my man Captain Joe in White Christmas 😏😏😏

elphaba has hay fever

Join me on my mission to help people see The Truth: mushrooms are ewwww ew ewwwwyyyy

tsitp is wild for having Belly arrive in Paris with permission from a school only for them to be like "sorry, it was a silly error, goodbye now" and just?? Kicking her out??

Is it Steve from blue’s clues #bb27

@patricia_melt She’s jealous of me

@patricia_melt Me

So now Anora is the next Pope?

Guy who’s only seen one other movie watching the Wizard of Oz: “so when do they pick the new pope?”

First year in a century with no Jimmy Carter. Shoutout to Jimmy Jam, auld lang syne doesn’t sound the same without you

@patricia_melt This sounds like a text I got recently from someone

Kids do not have full mustaches, Stanley

@patricia_melt Mac be like: do you have Beef with my friend bc he’s A Roni?

@patricia_melt Maybe Roni is the friends Beef made along the way

@patricia_melt Can I be one of your cronies please

@patricia_melt Don’t come for my man Jaundisimo