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Naisha 😂😂😂😂

@AbdulahiAdan10 We can't have everyone behaving well in the society. Even a tree with sweet apples have few rotten

This is absolutely heartbreaking! Where are we heading to as a country? 🤔

@NytoP2PMwangi What are these now?

A family in Ndumberi, Kiambu County, is in mourning after their son George Chira Njuguna traveled to Dubai on April 1st, 2026, in search of a better life and never came back. George had been connected to a travel agent named Nduta, the daughter of his mother's closest friend. The family trusted her fully because of that bond. But from the moment he left, things began to unravel. Nduta did not show up at the airport on the day of travel. She sent a man named Silas in her place. George boarded his flight, said an emotional goodbye to his mother and wife, and called hours later to confirm he had arrived safely in Dubai. That same night, no one came to pick him up. The following morning he called his mother, hungry and stranded, and begged her to send money for food. She did. Shortly after, he called one last time to say someone had finally come for him. That was the last she ever heard from him. Days passed in silence. When the family pressed Nduta for answers, she told them not to worry. Silas then called to claim George was being deported for being mentally unstable. His mother simply asked them to put him on a plane and send him home. The family reported the matter to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and were told to wait. Three days later, the news came. George had died on April 14th, 2026, in a road accident in Dubai. His body was taken to Ramayan Morgue. He was 14 days into a journey he never returned from.

@DCI_Kenya @kamauwaruhiu is that you?

THREE ARRESTED AS DETECTIVES CRACK SH5.2 MILLION FRAUD TARGETING PUBLIC TRUSTEE ESTATES ACCOUNT Detectives have arrested three suspects linked to a sophisticated fraud syndicate that siphoned Sh5,226,735 from the Public Trustee Administration Estates Account under the Office of the Attorney General and Department of Justice. Investigations revealed that the money was illegally wired through two fraudulent transactions of Sh2,413,896 and Sh2,813,989 into personal bank accounts. The scam, executed through forged documents and fraudulent account details, triggered investigations by detectives, who pieced together the money trail and identified seven suspects behind the scheme. Upon conclusion of investigations, the case file was forwarded to the Office of the Director of Public Prosecutions (ODPP), which approved charges against the seven suspects connected to the fraud. The suspects are set to face multiple charges, including Conspiracy to Defraud, Stealing, Forgery, and Acquisition of Proceeds of Crime. Yesterday, May 13, 2026, detectives arrested three suspects: Geoffrey Kipkemoi Langat, Patrick Ngandu Nderitu and Timothy Kipchumba Cheboi in connection with the fraud. The three are currently undergoing processing ahead of their arraignment in court today, as detectives tighten the noose on four other suspects who remain on the run. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@BorisOG_254 This your only 🧠?

@Realkangethe This is a skit, they are marketing these rooms. They even mention the name plus phone number on purpose. Very clever marketing.

Aiiii....!!🤣🤣 Genzs this now is too much please ata kama. Yaani watu hawawezi Fanya mambo Yao hii town na amani mumejaza macamera Kila mahali🤣🤣 Iso nî rûmû🤣🤣

@jobcandy Job this is your wife. There's no way you could be knowing this about your neighbours. I just have soft (not hard) proof,

@kamauwaruhiu My neighbour's wife the only thing his husband cannot mount on is a tree😂 She doesn't trust him with anything breathing!

When you get married long enough ,your wife will know you more than you will ever know her. This is because men dnt know how to hide things that excite them . I have long been suspected of wandering off the marital path ,but I have always been innocent. I was just going to tell them I am a married man and they should leave me alone . One day she told me she knows the ones I like , I didn't even know I have a type . Anyway she was always calm when I was around certain women but one would walk in and she would point to her directly ." Nikiona ukiongea na huyu tutakosana " she would say .

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@Maryian96 That name is kisii. You're wekeleaing the Luos. Hata mama mtoto hajui kabila ya mzee?

Our Luo brothers stop impregnating our Kikuyu sisters and you ran away,we will expose you! Later you call them single mums! From DM Huyu deadbeat afikishiwe habari. it's either alipe school fees ama tupatane kazini kwake. Dismas Nyangena Omoga ulisema hutalea Liam kazi ni kuzunguka na wanawake na masuti za takataka. Umalaya ndio umejaza. Mtu amfikishie huu ujumbe 0725850005

@bevalynekwambo3 Guilty

Wanaume hawajui kusema no😭 Kwa club wao hununua kila kitu kwa hawkers. Socks, sandals, wallet, shoes, belt na torch ama solar lights😭 na saizo hawana carrier bag.

Kuna time nilikua nimebakisha Arsenal nishinde 70,000k pale betika na ikaingia.After game kuangalia slip naona Arsenal imekua replaced na Arsenal Tula ya Russia😭😂

@kerubo_hillary Ask for a refund from the Driving school

Niko na swali hapa Kukinyesha ama kukiwa na baridi nje, nyinyi hutumia the hot or cold AC to clear the windscreen Expert opinions will be much appreciated

@ChelseaFC Are we still a football club?

FT. #CFC | #CHENFO

@KaberiaCommoner You realise you only hired the vehicle to use not to repair. Incase there's any damage, get the owner's express authority before entering a garage gate

I urgently needed a car to travel to Meru from Murang'a. I hired a fielder at KSh 4,000 per day. Vile tulifika huko Meru interior it got stuck juu ya mvua. As my boys and I tried to lift it, it got damaged. Took it to a mechanic but the owner insisted it is not okay. Now I am in trouble. Hapa mnafanyanga aje @JCarhire

Africans taking care of their properties😳

@mercelineodhiss Learn from your environment Merceline

@lawrencekitema I’ve said it before, the only marriage or relationship you can truly know much about it’s just your own. Not your parents, siblings, friends or strangers. That’s why you’ll never hear me saying I admire anyone’s love life and want that.

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

@onjolo_kenya Rfq

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day. 😂

@WashiraX Imara steel from the High Court..

Imara steel did not come to play with KRA. There is a company called Imara steel. They cook metals to make mabati in Industrial Area, Nairobi. In 2022, as they were busy cooking metals, KRA was busy cooking their tax bill at Times Tower. When KRA was done, what came out was 3.9B. This bill covered 5 years. - 2015, 2016, 2017,2018, 2019 Next morning, KRA airdropped the bill to Imara steel email. When the director arrived at the office, the accountant stormed in. Akamsalimia. Then served him the bill even before chai. The director looked at the numbers. He could not believe it. He thought his magnifying glasses were magnifying the numbers. He removed them. He saw the same mad numbers live live. • 3.9B. He went nuts. • Lesson 1: Never allow your accountant into your office before the tea person. Director ordered the accountant to turn the fans on. There is no electricity. He is now worked up proper. The accountant sneaked out. And immediately embarked on a fault finding mission. He came back with disturbing findings: 1. KRA was out of time for 2015 and 2016. Those years were beyond the 5 year statutory audit limit. Unless there is fraud. KRA had shown no fraud. 2. KRA had assumed 23% profit margins. Figures Imara had never achieved. Wakasema baas. This is it. They wrote an objection / protest letter to KRA. Explained everything. And demonstrated they had paid taxes to the last cent. KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 3.9B. In June 2022, KRA rejected the objection. And confirmed Imara must pay the 3.9B. All this time, the accountant is not sleeping nor eating. Amekanyanga tu wire. Then something interesting happened. KRA sent the rejection letter to the wrong email. And never realized. So 60 days passed. No response is received from KRA. Imara knew the law. If KRA does not respond within 60 days, your protest is deemed accepted. They knew they had won. Director called the party. Six months later, in Dec 2022, KRA came back with threats. We want the 3.9B. Pay or we freeze your bank accounts. Imara responded: Guys, but you accepted our objection. KRA said: Noo. We rejected it and emailed you. Here is the proof. Pay us up ASAP. Imara looked at it and said: Guys, that is not our email. Everyone at Times tower got shocked. How did that happen? KRA said: OK the email was wrong. But tax is yours. Lipa. As KRA is doing all this, they are unaware of two dangerous sentences in Kenyan tax law. They read: • KRA cannot audit past 5 years without proving fraud • KRA must respond to objections within 60 days Imara ran to court. - Argued it cannot pay tax on rejection notices served out of time. The tax appeal tribunal agreed the rejection letter was communicated to Imara out of time. But still asked Imara to bring fresh evidence to dispute the tax. Later the Tribunal ruled the evidence was not enough. • Imara was ordered to pay 3.9B. KRA retreated to Times Towers celebrating. Imara ran straight to the high court. - It argued that it cannot pay tax out of rejection notices served to them out of time. The judge looked at the case. Then invoked the 2 dangerous sentences. You remember them? - No audits beyond 5 years without fraud - No rejection after 60 days The judge sided with Imara. - Imara was ordered to pay nothing. - And KRA was ordered to pay legal costs to Imara. Case closed. Lesson 2. • Everyone needs an accountant trained kukanyanga wire. • KRA cannot audit beyond 5 years without proving fraud. • If KRA misses the 60 days, call the party. You have won.

@bungomaduke 230k? Huyo hajafinyika

This pedigree heifer is 6 months incalf. A friend of mine amefinyika kidogo. He wants to sell it. It's a distress sale. Willing to deliver it to you.. Anataka Ksh 230K.

@SokoAnalyst @EzekielKeana you should do a proper calculation and respond before close of business on labour day

We are not normal people. I swear. Kenyans are not normal people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣