Karli

I just drove over 100 miles with a box of @wawa kcups on the roof of my car. This is scientific proof that Wawa is ride or die.

you mean she’s reaching!!!! for something in the distance!!!!! so close she can almost taste it!!!!! releasing her inhibitions!!! FEELING THE RAIN ON HER SKIN????? NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR HER! only she can let it in!! no one else, no one else!

I saw a trend today. Sweater vests as shirts….. creative if not practical. It’s very warm out.

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

cover up my drink

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

Currently, right now, listening to Anti-Hero for the first time. I was about to end the tweet but why did she say “sexy baby”? Weird.

I appreciate @timesscotland’s reporting as ever, but pointing out for the record that my rapist wasn’t the only one who won a host of medals 😉🥇😜🏆 #survivor #girlpower

@beccawaddell I am honored ❤️

Just acknowledging my last wawa of the trip [thought of you, @kareblanch]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather. Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee...... Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

No more elf on the shelf, only

there’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from “holiday gifts for him.” he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.

I am so concerned about the use of plastic grass that if anyone on here is considering using it I will give you alternative advice ( free )as to how to landscape without it. If I can stop one square meter being layed it's worth the effort.

Sopping up my tears with my Starbucks grilled cheese. Don’t text.

You know it’s been a good meal when you’re at the gym the next day and your sweat tastes like garlic

@DipInThePoo1e Pls let us (me) know so we (I) can keep reading them

My boyfriend just accused me of being a hot cheeto girl because I eat my french fries with mayo instead of ketchup… To reinforce this statement he says: “Equally as iconic. Mayo girls and hot cheetos girls”

Manny Diaz.